I'm going to accelerate myself to 99.99999999999% of the speed of light so I can witness the end of the universe...

I'm going to accelerate myself to 99.99999999999% of the speed of light so I can witness the end of the universe, but I have a practical problem:
how do I not crash into any asteroids and shit? I know space is pretty empty and shit but still

Lasers. Big fucking lasers.

just make sure you look where you're going?

It's fine OP, just look right in front of you before you start up your engine.
is right
As long as you make sure there's no galaxy between you and the cosmological horizon, you're never gonna run into anything, no matter how long you go.

to destroy anything on my path? I like this one, since I'm going that fast it will be blueshifted as fuck as well for dem high energies

>using photons from lasers to clear your path
>while you're going at the speed of photons

How much shit is floating in space and how did it get there?

99.99999999% isn't quite the speed of photons if we're gonna be strict on the matter, there could still be a speed gap between the two bodies.

Then again, if we're talking about debris, I can't see it clearing out of the way fast enough.

when the laser starts 10 min before him

according to relativity, the photons will STILL be travelling ahead of him at the speed of light.

I have no idea how the fuck that is supposed to work but it just werks.