Literary face off. vote for your favorite. first author to get 5 votes wins...

literary face off. vote for your favorite. first author to get 5 votes wins. first user to post 2 authors after a winner is declared, is what we vote on next.

I'll start this off with 2 American heavyweights

William Gaddis
VS
Don Delillo

let the fight begin.

Abstain.

my diary desu
VS
ur diary desu

you guys are real fucking funny

I don't see how this is even worth talking about. Gaddis is infinitely ahead of dd

also bout gaddis

gaddis

this isn't even gonna be close lol

I vote DeLillo because I read White Noise and it was ight

Since this is favorites and not who is the strongest writer:
DeLillo

3 gaddis
2 delillo

we got a fight now gentleman

Not even a match. Gaddis

Gaddis. Let's make it Dostoyevsky vs. Tolstoi

Same user. Btw I'll pick gold ol' Fjodor

Dosto

Tolstoy

jewsky

Tolstoy that faggot, is getting his fat ass pounced. sheeeeeeeeeeeit

Dostoevsky, although I acknowledge that Tolstoy is the better writer.

Dosto. That means he wins 5-1

Next round is:
John "THE MEME" Green
V.
J.K. "MONEYBAGS" Rowling

Rowling

Shitposting aside: Joyce and Faulkner

Faulkner

Gaddis, duh.

Rowling
Faulkner

Fuck you, guy. I posted my battle in accordance with the rules and you faggots now must vote on it.

Gaddis, obviously.

Tolstoy.

Here's a good one: Mann or Broch?

Joyce
Rowling

Burgers who haven't read Joyce detected.

John Green

green

looking for Alaska was funny. I read it with my gf

Somewhat true. I'm a burger and I prefer Joyce, but I'm more familiar with him than Faulkner.

JOHN GREEN