How statistically likely is it for me to die in my sleep?

How statistically likely is it for me to die in my sleep?

50/50 since asleep/awake is a binary option, either its one or the other

1/3 chance for the average person.

1/2

1/8 Americans die in their sleep.

define "me".

Define "define", faggot.

For you? 100%, trust me

Depends. Are you Hillary Clinton?

Just sleep with one eye opened jezz

So you're telling me somewhere around 40 million Americans die in their sleep?

dəˈfīn/
verb
1.
state or describe exactly the nature, scope, or meaning of.

>"the contract will seek to define the faggots obligations"

Why would i do that?

1 in 6 million

define "state" "or" "describe" "exactly" "the" "nature" "scope" "meaning" "of"

100%
before you die you will probably lose consciousness (fall asleep) regardless of how it happens

CLUTCHING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

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100%
Lock your door tonight

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Yea, about 40million. Heart disease and obesity cause a lot of people to die in their sleep.

did you pray to kek before sleeping?

Checked

nice meme, you're a funny guy.

thanks user

I was being ironic just so you know, i don't actually think you're funny, if you want me to like you all you have to do is post a picture of yourself of you in a dress.

>did you pray to kek before sleeping?
you should be ok.

Not likely enough unfortunately.

Its a good thing no one here gives a rats ass what you like :)

Stupid question that only stupid people will try to answer.

Well done.

not enough ;_;

Exit light
Enter night

Take the number of hours you sleep on average each day and divide that by 24.

>Implying you sleep for 12hrs every day

1/12