Which Greek god would you fuck? I'd fuck Artemis for sure, shit would be so cash

Which Greek god would you fuck? I'd fuck Artemis for sure, shit would be so cash.

ares fiery pussy must taste good

Apollo.

Too bad she's a virgin and wouldn't fuck you.
Aphrodite for me.

Athena. Always Athena.

I'd trick her be dressing up as a chick or something.

Scratch that. Marry Athena. Fuck aphrodite.

Aphrodite

Eris, because she would probably screw like a category-five hurricane.
Do not sexualize the virgin goddesses.

Dude, don't stick your dick in crazy.

Atalanta is top level qt material

I'd fuck Zeus only I'd get him to turn into a bull first so it wouldn't be gay

Seem to be the only ones that want my dick in them.

I would just whip my dick out at the Oracle at Delphi and get high off the fumes

This.
I'm sure his cock tastes amazing

I would beh Dionysus to fuck me, and in turn I'd run train on Athena until that bitch begged for my cock. That way I'd have a monopoly on wisdom.

Hades.

Has Hades even fucked someone other than Persephone?

Dionysus seems a great fucker

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Go

Mnemosyne is the only Veeky Forums choice.

wtf i hate Veeky Forums now

Fuck Aphrodite, Marry Athena, Kill Hera

>Uranus has no balls
> it's only gay if the balls touch

I'd fuck Uranus in his boipussi

Having sex with your same species is gay no matter what.
Who /Welshmasterrrace/ here?

Neither Greek nor a God but I'd let satyrs fuck me all day long.

>zeus
Fuck mortals, Marry mortals, Kill mortals

>Neither Greek
>satyrs
what

someone call Chuck Tingle
>Slammed in the Anus by Uranus

satyrs were sex crazed mythological beings -- like nymphs. Unlike nymphs, they were guys and were half-goat, and liked to get drunk.

Pan was a God, and as Robert Graves put it, "an absolute fucking lad".