I got to start eating healthier

>is still using proper grammatical etiquette

>Find me where in the official Veeky Forums rulebook does it say to include slashes before and after the board name
Veeky Forums.org/rules
all boards listed, with slashes

That's because 75% of Veeky Forums is college students eating on a budget, 15% is people who want to actively improve their cooking skills, 10% is Veeky Forums and the last 5% is made up of people who are actually chefs for a living.

>Veeky Forums is 105%
i'm not even surprised anymore

Pretty sure that's the joke buddy

>that's the joke
it was so funny i forgot to laugh

You should probably remember next time.
See, the joke was that it was exactly 5% over 100% (which doesn't even make sense?? Hahaha), and he NOT SO COINCIDENTALLY said that 5% of the population here are actual chefs.

Which is a **really** clever way of saying that nobody here is an actual cook! Aw man, it's hilarious. Don't thank me, I just wanted to clear the air and make sure you understood the joke!

>nobody here is an actual cook
except for those who actually cook for a living, you mean. just fuck off already, your shitty joke isn't funny, no matter the damage control

So.....

Did you get the joke? I'm getting kind of mixed signals here, to be honest my buddy.

I'm not quite sure the person in damage control is him/her/xhe.