How do i write jokes

how do i write jokes

Knock knock

your autobiography would be a good joke

You ruined my joke m8.

BE the joke.

just be yourself

just comb through the most popular things and make funny and interesting observations on them. Compile them and pick the best. that is stand up comedy.

take the fucking redpill cucks

im an laughter major, it's not rocket science

You have to read Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit and greater Logic, Freud's Interpretation of Dreams, Jokes and the Unconscious, and The Ego and the Id, then double back re-read the Platonic dialogues, the Sophoclean Oedipus cycle, and the complete comedies of Euripedes (you've already read all the Greeks, right?) Lastly, some basic familiarity with hermeneutics is by now de riguer for most neo-ironic stand up; Heidegger's reading of Nietzsche and Derrida's De la grammatologie should be enough though. Then you should be able to write an original joke. They'll be a little long though; check out Quine if you want a more Steven-Wright-esque routine.