Gourmet vegan chicken tendies

So, a salad with no dressing.

Not really, they're very arrogant and always trying to stir up a controversy out of anything. I'm being invaded over here, can't even go to the super market without them commenting on what the hell is in my basket or cart. I rent an apartment to one of them, he kept insinuating things about me like I was an immigrant off the boat from europe or something, especially when introduced to his friends, it got to the point I installed security cameras in front of the place to make sure he wasn't outside smoking his pot or reading the newspaper on the bench out front. The only time he actually cracked a smile and fell out of his act was when he saw me TNR'ing a cat colony in my backyard, actually offered to help and was acting normal the whole time. I don't know, maybe its hard for them coming from somewhere USA to NYC and it just brings out the weirdo inside them.
What? I'm usually clean shaven, we're talking safety razor smooth. I don't understand what you are trying to say, you must have misunderstood something I typed.

he does not look like a biker

real bikers would kick his scrawny hipster ass and rip off his beard

what i'm saying is that your "hicks" aren't actually hicks, because people from small towns are either clean shaven or have a little stubble. no one except numale hipsters and bums grow large beards on purpose. you'll find the bulk of both in large cities not small towns.

Yea, I see your point, these must be the rejects they kick out of small towns and send off to large cities. Got it.

>I installed security cameras in front of the place to make sure he wasn't outside smoking his pot or reading the newspaper on the bench out front
>installed security cameras out front
>to make sure he wasn't reading the newspaper out front
Is this some kind of NY euphemism I'm not getting or are you people just mental?

have you accepted hillary lost or are you living in a delusional world permanently now?

>have you accepted hillary lost or are you living in a delusional world permanently now?
I voted for Trump and took part in the meme wars on /po. I don't remember much because I was in a manic phase for 2 months before the election, still wake up with a smile on my face every morning realizing Trump won, have a sense of well being nowadays.
>Is this some kind of NY euphemism I'm not getting or are you people just mental?
Sad to say this is for real, I'm telling you, the hipster freaks are even running food trucks in my neighborhood, one thing I'll give them, they run clean shops, spotless.

>still wake up with a smile on my face every morning realizing Trump won, have a sense of well being nowadays.
It did take a while for it to set in when I heard it, but it did feel good.

>Sad to say this is for real
No, fucking explain what the newspaper thing is about, why shouldn't they read in public?

>ywn tongue punch huma's fart box
>the faggot that got to BREED her cheated on her by sexting underage whores
why live?