What are the designated suburban soccer mom foods?

i can just go to taco bell :^)

Tell me I'm not the only one who has a sensible chuckle at shit like a 100g cake bar with "95% FAT FREE!" emblazoned on the wrapper, like 5g of pure fat is supposed to be a good thing?

imagine that every night, good delicious food.
Something a white women cant ever cook.

conservashit detected.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SOCCER MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOOD CAESAR DRESSING

Because they don't exist. Soccer moms just buy the "lo-fat" dressing in a bottle.