Which author lived the most exciting life?

Which author lived the most exciting life?

Thomas Pynchon and David Foster Wallace.

Modern day Odyssean existence

Hemingway

what. DFW killed himself for being a sperg and Pynchon lives in seclusion smoking weed errday

Joseph Conrad

>juvenile delinquent
>joined the military
>traveled throughout latin america upon discharge
>hung out with motorcycle gang
>ran for political office
>pioneered method of journalism
>did every drug under the sun
>blew his brains out via shotgun

maybe not the most interesting, but he lived a pretty noteworthy life

Iceberg Slim
Malcolm X
Sanyika "Monster Kody" Shakur

Most Renaissance authors.
>blew his brains out via shotgun

Because his life made him a sad wreck. Certainly exciting, but his own family hated him.

Adolf Hitler

I´d say WSB

Good old Teddy R.

Easily this.

a lot of gay sex sure sounds exciting

Junger, probably

Me DESU

Rimbaud.

Definitely this. Lad shot his girl in the head and then stole across the Mexican border

Me

Yukio MIshima had an army. Just saying...

William S Burroughs
Sir Thomas Wyatt the Elder
Lord Byron
Dante

Aphra Behn.
>intentional obscured childhood
>noticed by senpai Charles II
>becomes spy for England
>husband dies
>doesn't give a shit, doesn't remarry
>gets bored, writes plays, makes $$$
>gets all the dick
>dies cause too much dick

anne frank

Can you keep this shit on tumblr please?

Nobody on Veeky Forums, especially Veeky Forums, finds loose women admirable or interesting.

>especially Veeky Forums
kekwrong

Only because you don't get any XD

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He used a revolver you goober; Kurt Cobain used the shotgun

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Nabokov, you fucking plebs

kek

Flannery O'Connor would like a word with your gaping asshole.

Hemminggay

It was only 5 people. Don't think that constitutes an army.

Patrick O'Brien, was apparently a British secret service agent during WWII and after the war he got access to all navy records thanks to his service.