The strongest of beers

Guinness is dark as fuck but is only 4.3% in the US. There are pilsners with higher alcohol content.

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atlas 16% gets me fucking rekt

three to four of the 500mls you'll be smashed

tastes like putrificated death tho but it's cheap

Gulden Draak. It's a dark Belgian ale that's around 10% ABV. I get a bottle around Christmastime every year. There are probably stronger beers but even at around 9-12% you're pretty much pushing the limit of where beer should be. Too much and it'll taste like shit.

>Look for scotch ales among the selections that smaller breweries offer.
Scotch ales are delicious.

IPAs aren't worth it.

they make your body odor horrible. your sweat literally smells like a skunk. the beer tastes horrible. just move up to wine.

I'm right there with you. Even the very best breweries here in MI have at MINIMUM 40% of their craft offering as some form of IPA.

Fuck you.

Gulden Draak is some good shit. I love triples.

32%

You're thinking of Draught, which is actually 4.2%. Extra Stout in the US is 6%