Itt shitty cooking personalities

>I watch Alton Brown for his comedy skills
Dun goofed OP

am i having a stroke

>Guy Fieri sitting at the same table as Marco.

Please just fuck my shit up and shop Jack's face in there.

What the fuck is your problem, OP? Yes, he was corny on Good Eats, but the amount of information he gave to the audience in those 14 seasons is pretty much enough to graduate a fucking culinary school, read up on it, they did a shitton of research on chemistry and food science for every episode. I get you not liking his type of humour, but at least give a man credit for a tremendous job on educating people on cooking, albeit in a goofball fashion.

>rockstar chef in the past
>now makes videos for Knorr with the saddest look on his face

What the fuck happened?

I'm not surprised the "for me it's the MC chicken" board would be a bunch of slack jawed faggots.

Alton is awesome.

ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

I appreciate his explanation of the science behind cooking and his dishes always look good and non pretentious. However, I find Good Eats to be absurd half the time due to his gimmicky contraptions he makes to cook stuff. Like last night he bitched about panini presses and told us to go buy a bunch of fireplace bricks and wrap them in foil... heat up some fucking bricks and press it with that? Yeah cuz I want to store foil wrappedbricks in my kitchen instead of a small sandwich press.

>What the fuck happened?

$$$$$$$$ happened

The kikes