ITT: We spoil books for plebs that haven't read the classics.
ITT: We spoil books for plebs that haven't read the classics
Stoner dies
I was in the SomethingAwful thread where they first started doing gifs like that
everyone dies in the recognitions except wyatt and otto
Oedipus blinds himself
Oedipus dies
Antigone dies
You got me for a second, than I remember that was stated in the beginning in the book so I'm safe.
Anyways, this thread is shit, get saged OP you faggot
How terribly sad and banal.
>Socrates dies
1+1=2
Ahab loses
Sauron loses.
Jesus dies
Meursault (The Stranger) gets sentenced to death for being a sperg, and he's sorta fine with it.
Josef K. (The Trial) gets sentenced to death for being a sperg, and he's sorta fine with it.
The Amontillado was a lie.
It was the whale
Smerdyakov is the killer
I mean, technically, but 1+1=3 for very large quantities of 1, which is often times the case.
You monster
>i am a READER now
Dimmesdale is the father.
He rapes his sister, Phoebe
Abel dies
>Ahab Dies
>Hector Dies
>Dante doesn't fugg Beatrice
>Quentin kills himself
>Smerdyakov killed Fyodor Pavlovich. Dimitri takes the fall anyways because MUH CHRISTIANITY
>Severian becomes Autaurch and is really a time-traveller in service to the Hierodules
John doesn't actually die at the end.
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