ITT: We spoil books for plebs that haven't read the classics

ITT: We spoil books for plebs that haven't read the classics.

Stoner dies

I was in the SomethingAwful thread where they first started doing gifs like that

everyone dies in the recognitions except wyatt and otto

Oedipus blinds himself
Oedipus dies
Antigone dies

You got me for a second, than I remember that was stated in the beginning in the book so I'm safe.
Anyways, this thread is shit, get saged OP you faggot

How terribly sad and banal.

>Socrates dies

1+1=2

Ahab loses

Sauron loses.

Jesus dies

Meursault (The Stranger) gets sentenced to death for being a sperg, and he's sorta fine with it.

Josef K. (The Trial) gets sentenced to death for being a sperg, and he's sorta fine with it.

The Amontillado was a lie.

It was the whale

Smerdyakov is the killer

I mean, technically, but 1+1=3 for very large quantities of 1, which is often times the case.

You monster

>i am a READER now

Dimmesdale is the father.

He rapes his sister, Phoebe

Abel dies

>Ahab Dies
>Hector Dies
>Dante doesn't fugg Beatrice
>Quentin kills himself
>Smerdyakov killed Fyodor Pavlovich. Dimitri takes the fall anyways because MUH CHRISTIANITY
>Severian becomes Autaurch and is really a time-traveller in service to the Hierodules

John doesn't actually die at the end.

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