> Notes from Underground
> it's actually a novel
Notes from Underground
> As You Like It
> it wasn't as I liked it
> The Double
> costs the same as the regular
> Infinite Jest
> it's finite
>As I Lay Dying
>she dies at the beginning of the book
>The Great Gatsby
>Is a mediocre Gatsby
>East of Eden
>it's in California
>Crime and Punishment
>appropriate title that describes what happens
>Everybody Poops
>Kim Jong Un doesn't
>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>it's a book
>2666
>it's not sci-fi or dystopian
>Critique of Pure Reason
>It's a refutation
>The Lord of the Flies
>It's about kids on an island
>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>the stranger
>it's not even that weird
>Alcoholics Anonymous
>Written by William Griffith Wilson
>Underworld
>takes place above ground level
>Journey to the Centre of the Earth
>they don't even make it halfway through the Earth's upper mantle
>Song of Myself
>is a poem
>Ulysses
>About an Irish cuck
>Stoner
>He doesn't smoke dank 420 noscopes
>The Bible
>Pervasive biblical references