Notes from Underground

> Notes from Underground
> it's actually a novel

> As You Like It
> it wasn't as I liked it

> The Double
> costs the same as the regular

> Infinite Jest
> it's finite

>As I Lay Dying
>she dies at the beginning of the book

>The Great Gatsby
>Is a mediocre Gatsby

>East of Eden
>it's in California

>Crime and Punishment
>appropriate title that describes what happens

>Everybody Poops
>Kim Jong Un doesn't

>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>it's a book

>2666
>it's not sci-fi or dystopian

>Critique of Pure Reason
>It's a refutation

>The Lord of the Flies
>It's about kids on an island

>The Picture of Dorian Gray

>the stranger
>it's not even that weird

>Alcoholics Anonymous
>Written by William Griffith Wilson

>Underworld
>takes place above ground level

>Journey to the Centre of the Earth
>they don't even make it halfway through the Earth's upper mantle

>Song of Myself
>is a poem

>Ulysses
>About an Irish cuck

>Stoner
>He doesn't smoke dank 420 noscopes

>The Bible
>Pervasive biblical references