Breakfast for Beginners

Decent attempt, but you're still nowhere near dessert ramen standards of bait. Keep trying though.

Did you just grind them up and put them in?

The caffeine and vitamins, yes. Ground em up and threw them in there.

The amphetamines I chose to take with water. I didn't grind them up because these are extended release. (the balls are crafted to dissolve slowly)
If I were to grind up the amphetamines, it would be basically converting them from extended release to instant release. Which is great for a quick and intense jolt of energy, but bad when you need to remain productive all day.

Also, 60 MG of instant release would be really intense. I'm not sure if my heart could take it.

Too much heat? Sorry I'm a noob.

He used water to cook everything, not oil. Nothing is gonna burn at boiling water temperatures, especially in the presence of water.

Note: this is bullshit, but applies 100% truthfully in this specific instance

I'm genuinely curious, what situation would it be bullshit?

You sure it's water? Looks a lot like oil to me.

>The base of all life is water, so let's start with some of that.

Maybe it is oil. I can't really tell by the picture, but OP clearly implied it's water.

>actually reading the text