Are you making spaghetti user? Let me help you out!

thread summary
>waaah my big retard hands can't break pasta without it fucking exploding all over the room
>waaah I can't roll up all my long noodles in a big noodle ball to shove in my gaping babby maw
>waaah everybody should do what I do and wait around for dried grain stick to soften so I can gently push them down instead of breaking them in a second and being done with it, I'll throw a big ol tantrum otherwise

This. I mainly break it up because I'm tired of constantly having to twirl what seems like a three metre spaghetti onto my fork. When it is broken up, it is easier to get onto the fork and eat.

I tend to break it in three sections when I cook my spaghetti in the microwave. Sure there are some floor shards but those are fine to eat raw as a crunchy sna/ck/.

>gaping baby maw
No idea why but this got me.

Jesus fucking christ I am now maximum triggered.