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strangely accurate

nice meme

posting full rez corn

fool

How is Brothers Karamazov anything like Pulp Fiction?

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Top kek. Is that what it was really like?

Only because I'm a typical post Keynesian econ student

This was a surprising book.

Whoa you got me interested

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answer this op you faggot

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Can someone post the porn one from the other day? That girl was a dime (sorry I know it's a celibate board).

Very funny. Well worth a read.

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What a disappointing book.

Her name was Veronica Radke

Wait what? Consider me baited

it's entry-level literature, and Pulp Fiction is entry-level kino

What you expected was also in the book, user.

Oh really? I didn't read the whole book. I lost interest after a while.

>kino
Back to /tv/, fag.

>What I watched

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>too pleb for stendahl

kill yourself

>another parlor-romance intrigue
>600+ pages long
>banal comments on religion and upper class like every other 19thc novel
>all of the characters are deceiving and petty
You're telling me I'm pleb if I want to read this crap all the way through? You must be joking.

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Pretty good senpai. The original title was supposed to be The Drunkards.

It's an oddity, that book. It's as equally compelling as it is questionably written.

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Is this actually any good?

I loved that book as a kid, blew my mind.

Thanks I love you.

I've made this one a while ago

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I think he was going for the debate over divine intervention

Most accurate one I've got.

Had a really good introduction.

Then it devolved into "damn kids these days and their rock music" and I couldn't continue.

Might finish it someday. Maybe it's not worth it though.

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Best I could do, it's late.

Accurate.

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Fixed:

Someone may post his experience with?:
-Mein Kampf
-The Satanic Bible

I just used other template without see that little word.. Is the same shit, stop being so autsitc

Also:
the fucking end is shit, and Pavlovich is a closet homo (I think)

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that mustache is so fucking cool

Not at my computer but I've read the Satanic Bible. The author essentially whispers in your ear that all the devil shit is a system to focus your psychosomatic energy around and to scare Christians for the fuck of it and then goes on to lay out a Nietzschean personal philosophy mixed with "magic" incantations which are actually pretty sweet. I was expecting some evil shit but it turns it out it's very level headed and barely qualifies as a religious belief.

I'm absolutely laughing my ass off at the absurdity of this image. Anyone with even the faintest knowledge of history would know that the "corn" that Caesar speaks of in Commentaries On The Gallic War is not the corn that we in the west are familiar with, but is rather a poor translation for the word "grain" which in Latin is "Frumentum"

Myself and many others who have read the commentaries would know what you're trying to refer to with your image but it's wrong. Unless of course you were already aware of this and you are posting this ironically. In which case I commend you for your post but it's still blatantly wrong. I would have gone with a collage of images of wheat instead.

7/10

That's because it's not supposed to be religious, it's just using satanic worship as a metaphor for philosophy of following your desire for carnal pleasures

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My experience exactly

LOOKS LIKE MY KiND OF BOOK

I fucking hate this board so much.

Socrates is way over your head

>Not recognizing old pasta

Kys

Did people who say they loved the book as kids read an abridged version ? The endless lists of plants and fish are incredibly boring.

What's the difference?

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Currently marathoning this, I'm halfway through and I was still wondering whether Tolstoy actually believed in his character's misogynistic point of view or if he'd be proven wrong later. I guess this anwers my question.

That to me seems like high praise.

I'm pretty sure he hates this board because the only way we can communicate is through old pasta

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This makes zero sense.

That's just Jules Verne's style. Remember that people didn't have access to Wikipedia or nature documentaries or even aquariums a lot of the time, so all this description of the sea floor was fascinating

People wish someone would put as much effort in describing them as Verne did the ocean floor or the surface of the moon. The guy was dedicated and also understood character, which is important for an adventure/science story

>tfw someone reposted your pic
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Not OP but you obviously never read the book if you dont get at what he's getting at

>playboar

this meme needs to stop

you missed the point not only of the book, but of the OP post

>no IKEA

I'm reading it right now, the first half is really comfy so far.

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Overall, still a good read.

Holy fuck that turned out bad.

This is accurate.

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Got Mishima ones?

I think Melville delivers and surpasses with the chase.

Valid for The Castle aswell.

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sounds about right.

don't think about it.

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yeah, those two parts were, rather questionable.

>that sperm whale circle jerk.

Jesus.

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inventive

Accurate, but damn do I love me some Shirley Jackson.

It was a good read. It made me think how lit would appreciate it. Pessoa was really obssesed with being recognized and feeling like an outsider. He would have shitposted here. Also, soon i'll start his short fictions.

This applies to any Kant, honestly.

i've read all of pessoa, i'm portuguese and he was my mother's favourite writer, so she had all the books, so i've read and re-read them countless times.

i love all of it, the desdain he had for his onw intellect, the ability he had to write poetry from the point of diferent people, the outsider effect, etc...

10/10 portuguese writer. the only one i like more is Luis de Camões. with Eça following close behind