/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'll need iron hands to keep from dropping my bottle of Buffalo Trace this afternoon if this shit goes south.

well, if it all goes to shit at least we'll have some dank memes to cheers us up

The earnings reports of other meme companies have no bearing on this one.

you know how this works

stock gets shilled for weeks and it fails then the sheep shill another

>AMRS Can I help you?
>yes, has it launched yet?
>launched?
>y-yea. The moon mission.
>Are you with a financial institution?
>O-oh yea. I represent the Veeky Forums Veeky Forums hedge fund
>please hold
>T-thanks, you too

holy shit bud it had better pop then. theta decay is real. you got the 7.50 calls? how many?

im long too so im on your side, but you shouldve given yourself more time on the contract, just in case

What's up virgins

Just broke my weekly 10%, bought some AXON to hold overnight and sell for a nice 3% gain tomorrow. I guess you betas are still trading on fundamentals? Pathetic.

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>>T-thanks, you too
kek

>please hold
>T-thanks, you too
Laffed.

Behold !
The Gain Knight Sminem is wih us !!

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