The label is the saddest part.
Sad holiday meals
Leftover cold rolls and two chicken strips from work. Was working as a dishwasher, had gotten out of the Army about 6 months before and was literally insane, so I was homeless.
Head Chef got me a hotel-room on christmas eve so I at least didn't freeze. At two rolls and cold chicken strips, and then tried to smoke one of the cigarettes I'd been hoarding just to realize I didn't have a lighter. There were no matches in the building. I cried.
>be 10
>Christmas day
>turkey been cooking all day
>neighbors hounds sneak in back door
>rip kitchen all to fuck
>steal turkey
>cleangetaway.webm
>Dad musters us up to get dressed
>Go to only Chinese place open
>Chink chef serves duck with the head attached
>Dad points it out
>Chink chef hacks off the head with a cleaver
>Mom screams bloody murder
>breddy sad
>fa ra ra ra ra....ra ra..ra...ra
>Holiday Turkey Dinner for (You)
>Just (You), Only (You), Nobody Else
>grandma is getting a divorce from her third husband
>my parents moved away, she has no friends
>my aunt invites me over to spend thanksgiving with them
>go over, the house is half empty from being moved out of
>cold, dry turkey
>cold mashed potatoes
>cold green beans
>aunt leaves to go to a different thanksgiving party
>alone with my grandma in her empty house talking about how much life sucks
I don't really feel too bad for her either. That might be the saddest part.
Hope you keep doing well user
I like threads like this. It makes me appreciate my life more.
Right in the feels
>frozen pizza
>with lot of beer and whiskey
sounds good, at least you could afford beer and whiskey, I can't afford whiskey right now.
What's everyone's favorite meal for one?
I, for one, enjoy Dierbergs Holiday Turkey Dinner For One. It is the best dinner for one.