>be me in 9th grade
>lit teacher gives assignment to write a short story
>lit teacher is Westboro Baptist Church-tier homophobe
>decide to write literal gay tragic love story for shits and giggles
>submit assignment
>damnitfeelsgoodtobeagangsta.mp4
>wait for the teacher to get pissed off
>teacher calls me
>I get to her office
>sees her crying
>says, "user... that was beautiful."
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she continues, "...but it's unethical, so, I'm gonna have to write you a B+"
>mfw
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Colton Perry
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Hunter Lee
>rhetorical essay
>Owls by Mary Oliver
>call owls corporate America
>flowers are communist
>got a 35
I memed him so fucking hard.
Andrew Reed
>be me in 8th grade
>that quiet kid who sits in the back of class and is barely noticeable
>we have to write a short story and read it for class the next day
>i don't finish story
>worried that i'll get a bad grade for it being incomplete
>i never get called to read
>i never get asked to complete the assignment
>even the teacher forgot i exist
Leo Jones
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Tyler Anderson
That's what you get for being a faggot.
Carter James
>high school senior, AP Lit
>write a story about a kid who ducks out of class to go to the bathroom and rubs his foreskin back and forth while trying not to look at another guy's dick
>"you write with wit and originality"
>"but the conflict is on too small a scale"
Blake Davis
>be me in 8th grade
>teacher assigns us to write a poem
>can be about anything we want
>forget about it until the last minute
>ohshit.exe
>write the most emo piece of shit i can manage for shits and giggles
>submit it
>week later my parents get a phone call
>"we are very concerned about anons mental health"
>tfw get put on the schools "suicide watch"
>tfw be forced to visit the school councillor for the rest of the year
Hudson Rodriguez
>"but the conflict is on too small a scale"
Austin Long
>9th grade
>Told to read odyssey for class and some other canon work on the side
>Had to write reports for each
>Also had to pick several complex sentences from each and break them down grammatically
>Don't do it and call English class dumb bullshit
>permanently stunt my grammar skills for not learning the basics
>Be a piece of shit human being
Jacob Adams
>that time I went full /pol/ on an immigration essay
>that time I went full /pol/ on an analysis of Eli Weasel's night
>that time I went full /pol/ on my senior exams
It's the state's fault for choosing curriculum that enrages my autism.