It's a classic

>It's a classic

Write a story about heartbreak in 6 words.

Why stop trusting you? This syphilis.

You loved me. Then you didn't.

Is there anyone that actually likes the Brown Bunny for real, not just to appear patrician? I love Gallo and have watched Buffalo 66 more times than I can remember but ive watched BB only 2 times and it was really dull, apart from the scene with Chloe

I wish I was as dead as his heart is.

My kid its black!

she fucked me in the ass

Kek

I slept with both your sisters.

Affection is what we mean by love; love is selfish.

You can't keep accidentally sucking penises!

That feel when no girl friend.

It meant something; then, it didn't.

You promised not to hurt me.

All those fucks I gave... meaningless.

Spring loved you; December didn't.

>semicolon

>not using semicolons; as if you could

He called me his "main" girlfriend.

Fresh as spring now buried dead.

The hall pass wasn't for gangbangs.

She had a little feminine penis.

I like him, he likes Shopenhauer

Threw out picnic things. No receipt.

For sale: baby ewes, never shorn.

He said "heartbreak", you pleb.

If only she weren't my sister.

maybe he likes big masculine cocks

Oh, shit, you might be right.

Injectable joy. Spectative weariness. Mother. Indifference.

Now there's nothing to hold close.

I like cute little juicy feminine pussies.

>tfw trans
>tfw bigger cock than most boys I've slept with
>tfw tucking hurts

Well, too each their own, I guess. Vagoobers are nice too.
I'm also trans, but I lack any sort of genital dysphoria. Sorry for your struggle.

wanting it to matter doesn't help

Nobody but me will ever know

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Fuck a black.

wait, no, fuck!

nobody but I will ever know

He's dating a pseud, and she's not even that pretty.

bro op said 6 words that is at least 20 words

you are so bad at this lol

she said no I won't No

Fr sal: Typwritr. In mint coditin.

I met my soulmate. She didn't

A pedal-shaped mouth sighed: "erectile disfunction".

I wish I could feel anything...

Turn the lights off. Carry me (home).

Robin said, "I want to live!"

two without third, wrong way around

Parents discover their son is NEET.

Tears came late as her afternoon.

Still have the cat and beer.

only raindrops visited her casket

this is a story about heartbreak--

I can't take sadness seriously anymore.

I loved you, but you're fictional

All of this sounds like Childish Gambino twitter before he went full retard. Kind of fun.

She's just a cartoon son

...

What's bigoted about a semicolon?

I thought you liked Infinite Jest.

accidental tag, sorry.

You're like a brother to me

My feelings for him are hidden

He spoke, she wasn't there.

Well, at least, she was nice.

I didn't buy her any presents.

Get back in the kitchen babe.

lmao

Should have stayed home and masturbated.

10/10

I was supposed to meet someone.

Will they take the flowers back?

Faaarrrt. And poop baby was born

Your novelty account garners no attention.

I met a girl
In a dream I had
A long time ago
I really loved her
Oh long time ago

Back again. Same face, nothing new.

>le friendzone mamymay

Just a simple twist of fate

It was all for nothing.

Not even the spring warmed you.

She was mine, now she's not

her heart beating in her neck

For sale: Wedding shoes, she's ugly

Condoms, extra small. Never used.

Goooood gooood

She finally woke up, I guess.

Fallen for you, no coming down

I am going to die alone

While proposing, he pooped his pants.

She didn't meet my soulmate?

Loved someone. Went to her wedding.

Loved her, never said, lost her.

Just once in a lifetime

You know what day is today?

You never came back. I'm sorry.

Fucked her. Then I loved her.

he waits for never to cum

You where driven to become your own childhood villain.

I'm upset