How to eat wasabi

That's not bacon

That's not cheese

>white bleached bread

why would anyone bleach their bread?

It's okay, that isn't Wasabi either.

The same reason someone would bleach their asshole

...so it looks better in porn?!

yeah
and this is food porn

Nice untoasted not wasabi sandwich with not cheese, not bacon, mayo and egg. Also, cheese and mayo is a terrible combination and the thought of it makes me gag.

I do love me some eggtoast

>healthy snack
That's a full meal.

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