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Cats or dogs?
Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Voltaire or Rousseau?
Tea or coffee?
Lenin or Trotsky?
Aragon or Breton?
Beckett or Joyce?
Gass or Gaddis?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Nabokov or Faulkner?
Apples or oranges?
Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?

I'm hungry.

Dogs
Dostoyevsky
Rousseau (More interesting politically, though Voltaire was a better writer)
Tea
Trotsky
Read neither
Joyce
Read neither (sorry for pleb)
Star Wars
Nabokov
Apples
M&D
Only read Ulysses
Veeky Forums

Dogs
Tolstoy
Rousseau
Tea
Lenin
N/A
Beckett
Gass
Star Trek
Faulkner
Apples
Mason & Dixon
Ulysses
Veeky Forums

>Cats or dogs?
Dogs
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
I like Dosto more, but I think Tolstoy is a better writer.
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Can't say
>Tea or coffee?
Coffee
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Can't say
>Aragon or Breton?
Can't say
>Beckett or Joyce?
Can't say
>Gass or Gaddis?
Can't say
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Never cared for Star Trek, but I hate starwars
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
I haven't read Faulkner, but I have a feeling I'll like him more.
>Apples or oranges?
Oranges
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Haven't read either
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Haven't read either
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
Veeky Forums

Cats
Tolstoy
Voltaire
Coffee
Neither
Neither
Joyce
Gaddis
Neither
Nabokov
Oranges
Gravity's Rainbow
Finnegans Wake
Veeky Forums

Cats
Dostoevsky
Voltaire
Tea
Lenin
Read neither
Joyce
Gaddis
Star Wars
Faulkner
Apples
M&D
Ulysses
Veeky Forums

Dogs
Tolstoy
Rousseau
Trotsky
Neither
Beckett
Gaddis
Star Wars
Nabokov
Oranges
Gravity's Rainbow
Ulysses
Veeky Forums

>Cats or dogs?
Dogs
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Tolstoy
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Rousseau
>Tea or coffee?
Tea
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Lenin
>Aragon or Breton?
Who?
>Beckett or Joyce?
BOTH. I REFUSE TO PICK ONE
>Gass or Gaddis?
Gass
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Not big on either but Star Wars
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
Nabokov
>Apples or oranges?
Apples
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
GR
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Finnegan. Yes I'm serious.
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
Veeky Forums senpai

>Cats or dogs?
Hedgehogs
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Bulgakov
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Diderot
>Tea or coffee?
Beer
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Morris
>Aragon or Breton?
Rimbaud
>Beckett or Joyce?
Yeats
>Gass or Gaddis?
Barth
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Space 1999
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
Bely
>Apples or oranges?
Pears
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Against the Day
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Pomes Penyeach
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
/hc/

>Cats or dogs?
dogs
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Dostoyevsky
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Voltaire
>Tea or coffee?
Tea
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Lenin
>Aragon or Breton?
Breton
>Beckett or Joyce?
Joyce
>Gass or Gaddis?
Gaddis
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star wars
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
Nabokov
>Apples or oranges?
Oranges
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Gravity's rainbow
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Finnegan's wake
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
Depends. Veeky Forums has less shitposting, Veeky Forums has more interesting topics

>Cats or dogs?
cats
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Dostoevsky
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Voltaire
>Tea or coffee?
Tea
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Trotsky
>Aragon or Breton?
Aragon
>Beckett or Joyce?
Neither
>Gass or Gaddis?
Neither
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star Wars
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
Haven't read any, dunno.
>Apples or oranges?
Apples
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Haven't read them
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Don't like Joyce.
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
Sadly, Veeky Forums. It just has better and more interesting threads.
Or at least it did some months ago, now I just saw it's soft/pol

I like you a *lot*.

You seem very very very dumb.

>Cats or dogs?
Have rain
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Dost
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Rousseau was better but fuck him
>Tea or coffee?
Drugs are for degenerates
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Lenin
>Aragon or Breton?
Aragon
>Beckett or Joyce?
Beckett
>Gass or Gaddis?
I DON'T READ YOUR MEMES
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Trek because I've never seen any
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
Nabokob
>Apples or oranges?
Fruits are for homos
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
I know I said I don't read your memes but M&D
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Only read Ulysses
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
I swear, honey, she doesn't mean anything to me

>Cats or dogs?
dogs
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
gogol
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
rousseau
>Tea or coffee?
coffee
>Lenin or Trotsky?
lenin I guess, odd choice
>Aragon or Breton?
breton
>Beckett or Joyce?
beckett
>Gass or Gaddis?
gaddis
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
neither
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
faulkner
>Apples or oranges?
apples
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
GR
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
ulysses
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
Veeky Forums

Patrician coming through.

Dogs
Dostoevsky
Voltaire
Tea
Lenin
Aragon
Joyce
Gass
Star Wars
Faulkner
Oranges
Gravity's Rainbow
Ulysses
Veeky Forums

ea

>*holds up spork*

Dogs
Tolstoy
Coffee
Lenin
NA
Joyce
Gass
Star Wars
Nabokov
Apples
GR
Ulysses
Neither

dogs
both
neither
coffee
neither
neither
beckett
neither
neither
neither
neither
gravity's rainbow
finnegans wake
neither

Cats
Dostoevsky
Rousseau
Coffee
Trotsky
Breton
Joyve
Huh
Star Wars
Faulkner
Apples
Gravity Rainbow
Ulysses
Veeky Forums

Dogs
Dostoevsky
Voltaire
Iced tea
Trotsky
Breton
Joyce
Gaddis
Star wars
Nabokov
Oranges
Haven't read either
Ulysses
lit
Bonus: Donald Trump

rousseau coffee breton gaddis

dogs
tolstoy
volaire
coffee
trotsky
breton
joyce
gaddis
seen neither
nabokov
apples
gravity's rainbow
ullysses
Veeky Forums?

>Cats or dogs?
Cats
>Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?
Dostoevsky
>Voltaire or Rousseau?
Both suck. Rousseau if I must.
>Tea or coffee?
Coffee
>Lenin or Trotsky?
Both suck, Trotsky if I must
>Aragon or Breton?
Dunno
>Beckett or Joyce?
Joyce
>Gass or Gaddis?
Dunno
>Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star Wars
>Nabokov or Faulkner?
Faulkner
>Apples or oranges?
Oranges
>Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon?
Dunno
>Finnegans Wake or Ulysses?
Ulysses
>Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?
Lit

Cats
Dostoevsky
Rousseau
Coffee
None of those authoritarians (libsoc)
?
Joyce
Gaddis
Wars
Faulkner
Apples
Gravity's Rainbow
Ulysses
both are hell, Veeky Forums is just a slightly more comfortable hell.

edgy

dogs
tolstoy
rousseau
tea
trotsky
breton
beckett
?????
star wars
nabokov
oranges
neither
neither
Veeky Forums

that's just bullshit, the whole /pol/ scare on Veeky Forums fucking ruins the board

the board is literally just reddit and whenever baiters post troll racism they get so autistic it's cringey as fuck

as well 90% of threads are people arguing what is left and what is right when both of these are equally meaningless

Veeky Forums is far more interesting in philosophy even if Veeky Forums is the board intended to accommodate it

Why did you bother?

Veeky Forums has less shitposting?

Cats or dogs? Birds.
Tolstoy or Dostoevsky? Neither or both depending on the mood.
Voltaire or Rousseau? Neither.
Tea or coffee? Both, at the same time (enema).
Lenin or Trotsky? Stalin.
Aragon or Breton? I don't pay attention to genre trash.
Beckett or Joyce? Not going to answer this one.
Gass or Gaddis?
Star Trek or Star Wars? Both... suck.
Nabokov or Faulkner? Corn.
Apples or oranges? Either.
Gravity's Rainbow or Mason & Dixon? Pynchon these nuts.
Finnegans Wake or Ulysses? Finnegan's Wake.
Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums? I hate cuckoldry, go away.

Please leave.

>people ITT don't know about LOTR and Skyrim

>Trotskyists choosing their sect leader over an actual Marxist.

Guess that settles it.

Kill yourself.