Why isn't this a movie yet?
Why isn't this a movie yet?
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No superheros.
read butcher's crossing, it's better
Go to bed, James.
Starring pic related as the Judge
No superheroes, no women, no black folks though I'm sure they could shoehorn some in means no interest
More importantly, who should direct it?
theyve tried a lot, itsnprobably in production
No, but people have read into it a simplistic anti-imperialism message, so they can just film it as "white people are violent and evil" and it will be famous for that
El topo is blood meridian
>no black folks
What about my man Jackson!?
is it even possible to film this
You're asking the wrong question.
Kek
Would b cool if he were black jackson i guess i do like elba despite him being the go to diversity hire
>no black folks
Maybe not important characters but theres plenty throughout. That said McCarthy doesnt glorify anybody, racial minority or otherwise so maybe thats unnacceptable
Why is it always Idris Elba?
There was a gay porn called Stud Meridian.
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Because Stanley Kubrick is dead.
Yes, it's incredibly cinematic
>The kid will be played by Leslie Jones
>Glanton's gang will be a diverse, pan-sexual, multi-ethnic, omni-gendered coalition known as the Rainbow Riders
>All incidences of nigger will be replaced with "friend"
>Instead of scalps they'll be chasing down the patriarchy for apologies
>It will be a comedy
its cringy that people think this type of satire has any actual footing on reality
Because he's an acceptable black guy on merit of having a British accent, being a good actor and literally being a cuck (turned out one of "his" kids wasn't his), which reverses the stereotype and thus boosts the confidence of the average Veeky Forums user.
This. James Franco is gonna make a hilarious adaptation of Blood Meridian with Seth Rogen.
The only thing that's "cringy" is that you believed I was being satirical
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and that's just the beginning
Why does Leslie Jones' existence trigger so many children?
Road House? Oceans Eleven? Who gives a shit?
Can someone pleaaaase post the john green egg breakfast copy pasta that is written in Cormacs style pleaaaase
Alt-right autists
Clancy Brown as Judge Holden please.
>retarded SJW minoritywashing doesn't matter because I don't like the films
ok, but don't whine when it happens to a movie based on a book you actually like