Drinks for the Day and What They Say

Jack and Coke if I'm in a casual situation in which I'm expected to drink

Mint julep if I'm in a formal situation in which I'm expected to drink

All alcohol tastes vaguely like vomit.

>be 14 pretending like i'm 40

I don't know what you want from me, my man.

All alcohol tastes like someone poured dishsoap into a glass and charged $3.50 for it.

If you weren't 14 you'd know that people would respect you if you straight up told them you don't drink more than if you pretended to enjoy drinking due to peer pressure.

Jalapeno infused Titos vodka and Topo Chicho mineral water.

Thank you Sergeant O'Malley, now I, too, DARE to resist drugs and alcohol.

But really, are you autistic? What part of being the guy at the bar or wedding that feels the need to point themselves out as a teetotaler garners respect?

Fuck im addicted to Mule.
That shit is so refreshing

Preach it brother. It's one of the most refreshing and re-energizing drinks I've come across to date. It's like it's not even a mixed drink, just some tropical shit you drink while you're sitting beach side on some sunny coast line trying to get away from it all. Mules are something special. They aren't your typical mixer, it's like life being drawn back into your body after having been through weeks of agonizing work.