Any of you faggots actually cook?

What is that pile of vomit on the left supposed to be?

My god, That looks rancid.

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kek

Aherm... My apologies user but I'll have to agree with him, it's quite clearly spinach leaves and balsamic reduction.

It's fine, not everyone's a sex crazed lunatic with no regards for other people.

Try cooking something that doesn't look like shit when you're done

>wide as fuck f
why?
It's a close-up photo of a plate right? it's not like you need to blur out the background (that shouldn't be there). Or you want to have only that one single potato in focus and everything else gradually getting more and more blurry?
Like has blur on the far side of the plate which could be avoided by narrowing aperture a bit. Something from 10 to 20 should be used.
>convert RAW to JPG
Well if you're not gonna fuck with raw on a PC, why bother with raw?

the board is about:
-10% chefs either miserable applebees employees or one that work in a decent memestraunt
-15% buttfucking liberal hipster vegan trash that think soylent and kale is the pinnacle of food
-30% fast food gobbling flyovers and yokels that take cooking tips from Jack
- 20% alcoholics that have given up on life but hey, cooking is cool and the NEET life allows for fucking around in the kitchen
-25% complete shitposters that will automatically reply with something snarky or something about America

I like all aspects of the board, but can't stand jack or vegans. there's not really much to talk about with cook because most threads are basically "yum yum i like this" or "I think X is trash" with their babby teir taste.

There was a time when people would post cook-a-longs, and lots of pictures, but because the board and 4chin in general has increased in traffic so much, those get bumped off the board in about 6 hours, and they end up turning into a shit-flinging fiesta anyways.

There could be a sticky here to clean some stuff up, but that's probably never gonna happen, and cooking basically boils down to "go buy ingredients you like, get a pot and a knife, and start making something you want even if it requires a recipe"

If you pay yourself it doesn't count.