How can I tell if I'm a philosophical zombie?

How can I tell if I'm a philosophical zombie?

I thought this was 'something', then I noticed:
T. Shitposting Computer 'Veeky Forumsentist'

We have programmed behaviors like looking for sex and money.

P-zombies would only do programmed behaviors.

So ask yourself. Did you choose your major only for the money? If yes, you are a zombie.

Following this we find that the only real human beings are mathematicians and, unfortunately, philosophers. People who chose a careee that has no obvious path to money.

But I also consider philosophera to not be human beings. They are sub human. Therefore the only full humans are mathematicians.

>We have programmed behaviors like looking for sex and money.
>P-zombies would only do programmed behaviors.
Is this /retard/?

>If you aren't poor, you are a zombie.
What?

What if you get a job so you could do programmed behaviors like eating and sleeping?

Only people who aren't zombies are people who don't eat, sleep, or procreate. Aren't those all requirements for being classified as being alive? Only way to be a zombie is to no longer be classified as living and become undead? Only zombies are not zombies!!
I think I just spotted a zombie poster!

>all people are p-zombies
>nobody is a p-zombie

Pick exactly one.

>False dichotomy.
Nice one. :^)

If you are not a zombie then you would show your conciousnesa by doing math.

But not all mathematicians are poor. They just wouldn't mind. Most mathematicians earn quite a lot. Look up the stats even for people with just a bachelors.

You misread my post. If you are human then you do programmes behaviors AND conscious behaviors, like doing math.

I came up with a conciousness test.

If you have ever thought about a proof while getting your dick sucked or, even better, fucking the girl then you are 100% conscious.