I want to try and eat a 1kg schnitzel + sides in a single sitting (within an hour) tomorrow

Don't stop eating, just keep shoveling it in. Maybe even cut the meat into bit size pieces first. The minute you stop stuffing your face is when the fullness kicks in. Be a machine.

So it's just like long distance running

all this time i thought schnitzel was a pastry, like a crueller.

its just breaded meat? is it really tough and hard to chew?

op's pic looks like fish and chips since it has lemon on it too.

Get a m8 to shoot you in the back of the head should you give up.

Fear ensures loyalty!

It's just a porkchop hammered town to like half a centimeter.

The thinness makes it easy to chew.
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Sounds effective desu

just smoke weed. i did that for a food challenge once and was still hungry enough for an actual meal after.

Try not to eat it. Try to forget how delicious it is. Remind yourself of how much people hate you for being a fatty and how much you hate yourself for the same reason.

Celebrate in triumph when somehow all the good reasons not to be a fatass conspire to make you able to easily eat such a massive plate of food.

I weigh 68 kilos at 6'2 man, lighten up

>How can I best prepare myself for this?
By not waiting for the day before. People do this with even bigger shit like 80 ounce steaks. What you do is for a week before hand stuff yourself with light shit like puffed rice cakes to stretch your stomach.