AMERICANS ARE WAKING UP IN 1 HOUR

AMERICANS ARE WAKING UP IN 1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
I REPEAT 1 HOUR
>SELL EVERYTHING

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La creatura...

We're up.

>farts giant plume of Doritos cool ranch dust
>sneaks behind you

Nothing personal kid.

EHEHE WE GON GO CHECK ON ME CRYPTO RITE NOW WITH ME BIG KEYBOARD HITTIN STICKKKK EHEHE

I am an American. Are you telling me I made all my money in crypto by staying up with the europeans and trading with them instead?

SHART

To prove I am an american I had cheeseburger soup for breakfast. It is cheese and mustard broth with little 1/2 inch hamburger patties in it, with some onions and potatoes. I didn't make it myself either, they sell this shit in stores. Campbells brand.

we're heeee-eere

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Is this true?

Who is this semen demon?