Why aren't you eating spam and eggs for breakfast?

Only valid if going from fat to fit

T.skelly

>imlim
^meant for modern aglorithms

Good shit OP.

Shoots!

I do like comfy meals like that.

I DON'T LIKE SPAM

My great uncle got poisoned from it and can't walk or do anything himself. Also, the idea of spam doesn't really appeal to me.

Because spam is fucking expensive around here. If I could get that shit cheap I'd eat fried spam and scrambled eggs with toast for breakfast every fucking morning.

And then I'd die from a massive heart attack because that shit is unhealthy as fuck.

He answered op's question, you retard.

I tried Spam on a whim recently, for the first time since I was a kid.

More than anything else, it was SALTY. I didn't mind the flavor, but the salt was just overwhelming. I forced myself to eat perhaps half the can, just so I hadn't quite wasted all my money, and pitched the rest.

Would eat in post-apocalyptic survival conditions, but otherwise, fuck that stuff.

Spam is a bit too salty for my taste. I mean that shit tastes even saltier than ordinary bacon, and that shit is like pure salt.

That doesn't excuse his retardation.

Get the low sodium one, it's obviously a relatively low sodium, but isn't as overpowering.

because boudin and eggs is better.

i'm pretty smart and i concur.

I'm a fan of taylor ham (pork roll) egg & cheese. Haven't had it since I left NJ, though.

It's basically thin-sliced crispy Spam.

way the fuck too salty
how do you do it?

i put them in a glass dish
took a fork
and whirled it around real fast

hey loudposter
how's things?

it's as much or more than regular ham here
fucking supply and demand

This. Spam cost me $4 for a 12 ounce can.
I just bought a real ham for 59 cents a pound. It was just over $4 for an 8 pound ham, so unless you dont have a fridge I prefer the real stuff.
But I still love spam, its about the easiest convenience meat. Boneless, pre-cooked and has that weird jelly. The shank portion ham I bought is kind of a pain in the ass to deal with, bones, fat chunks, gristle, skin, and not homogeneous.

that was the most uncomfortable, grossest thing i've ever read.

Does the jelly FREAK you the FUCK out?

Nts: don't ever buy a ham shank or spam.

The "butt" cost more than the shank. Why? Is it better, does it taste better?
The bone is not all bad to me, since I use it for split pea soup.

>Being on the internet and not getting Monty Python references.

Is this your first day on the internet?

i love spam im having spam spam spam spam baked beans and spam

Because I don't live in a third world country

Q: Why aren't you eating spam and eggs?
A: I'm vegan

That response was warranted.
Kill yourself you fucking retard.

Because it needs spam, with a little side of spam and sausage, bacon, and spam.