Why aren't you eating spam and eggs for breakfast?

that was the most uncomfortable, grossest thing i've ever read.

Does the jelly FREAK you the FUCK out?

Nts: don't ever buy a ham shank or spam.

The "butt" cost more than the shank. Why? Is it better, does it taste better?
The bone is not all bad to me, since I use it for split pea soup.

>Being on the internet and not getting Monty Python references.

Is this your first day on the internet?

i love spam im having spam spam spam spam baked beans and spam

Because I don't live in a third world country

Q: Why aren't you eating spam and eggs?
A: I'm vegan

That response was warranted.
Kill yourself you fucking retard.

Because it needs spam, with a little side of spam and sausage, bacon, and spam.