Ask a turkish guy anything

Especially about our cuisine, I'm a fat turk who is obsessed with it

Is a white man's body odor as offensive to you as yours is to us?

I don't know, it's interesting that you sniff men so much tho lol

How the fuck can you have so little self-respect that you let yourself become a disgusting fat fuck?

Why haven't you eaten a bullet yet you fat piece of shit?

Is it true that the Turkish people can survive a nuclear strike and its after effects?

It's not that I sniff them, it's that I can smell rancid, strong cheese Turk across a room.

Feels good that my self-esteem doesn't crumble with a little body change like yours do. I suggest therapy senpai
Because I tell myself at least I'm not you buddy
Lmao yes, we're going to inherit the earth

Damn so you can tell a mans nationality by sniffing em too, I'm glad I'm not your friend bro, you're one weird little dude

A little body change? Being fat isn't a little body change, it's a complete lifestyle change. You are lazy and eat too much. My weight hasn't varied by more than 10 pounds in 20 years. People like you make me sick to my stomach. I fucking hate fat people, and god help the poor fat fuck who gets stuck beside me on an airplane if even one single roll of disgusting Human excess crosses into the seat I paid for.