Ask a turkish guy anything

Especially about our cuisine, I'm a fat turk who is obsessed with it

Is a white man's body odor as offensive to you as yours is to us?

I don't know, it's interesting that you sniff men so much tho lol

How the fuck can you have so little self-respect that you let yourself become a disgusting fat fuck?

Why haven't you eaten a bullet yet you fat piece of shit?

Is it true that the Turkish people can survive a nuclear strike and its after effects?

It's not that I sniff them, it's that I can smell rancid, strong cheese Turk across a room.

Feels good that my self-esteem doesn't crumble with a little body change like yours do. I suggest therapy senpai
Because I tell myself at least I'm not you buddy
Lmao yes, we're going to inherit the earth

Damn so you can tell a mans nationality by sniffing em too, I'm glad I'm not your friend bro, you're one weird little dude

A little body change? Being fat isn't a little body change, it's a complete lifestyle change. You are lazy and eat too much. My weight hasn't varied by more than 10 pounds in 20 years. People like you make me sick to my stomach. I fucking hate fat people, and god help the poor fat fuck who gets stuck beside me on an airplane if even one single roll of disgusting Human excess crosses into the seat I paid for.

Sounds like you got cucked by fat people too many times or had a got rekt by a fat bully as a child homie, I am 6'0 and 90kg, which is 15kg over the average weight for my height. I'm sure there's some meds for what you're experiencing.

How do you ruin a Turkish party?
Flush the punch bowl.
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How do you get a Turk out of a bath tub?
Throw in a bar of soap.
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What do you call an abortion clinic is Turkey?
Crime prevention.
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What's the difference between a Turkish baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline!
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What's delaying the Turkish space program?
Development of a working match.
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Why do Germans put their trash in Ziploc bags?
So that the Turks can go window shopping.
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Why is there no national library in Turkey?
Someone stole the book.
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How do you stop the Turkish cavalry?
Turn off the carousel.
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is truly amazing and a testament to the marvels of human innovation." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool. I have to tell my buddies about this." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80."

The robot then said, "So, how are things in Turkey these days?"

funny jokes, its time to get over the turks bullying tho man

What do Turkish men and ambulances both have in common?
They get loaded from the rear and go whoo hoo
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How long can a little turkish girl stay a virgin?

As long as she can run faster than her brothers, her father, her uncles and her cousins

Cockroaches don't deserve mercy, they deserve to be crushed and eradicated like the pests they are

kek, im sorry what my fellow turks did to you brah

no I mean, it's to move on from what those turks did to you

>Do you think that Turkish coffee is the best in the world?
>What underrated foods can you share with us?
>What do you think of Anzu?
>If I were to go to Turkey, What should I try/avoid (aside from False coup d'etats)

It's like a survival instinct.
Smell a Turk, shit's gonna get 'zerk.

Damn bro, your replies are kicking ass lol good to see other anons getting their ass handed to them.

1) Yes, it's crack in liquid form
2) Underrated turkish foods would be, manti with garlic yogurt, tripe soup, mucver (absolutely delicious), bulghur wheat with tomato sauce and onions, green pepper filled with ground beef and rice and yogurt
3) I like my traps more feminine desu
4) Trucks and crowds.

Hmm, I've never had a Turkish dish.

Thanks babe, they need to deal with their inferiority complexes somehow I suppose
by shit do you mean your dick? I'm not gonna let you sniff my armpits sorry

how based is ice cream turk and have you ever met him

not him in personal but in a topkapi / istanbul ice cream booth I got my nose touched by the ice cream by a sly fucker, I love those dudes

>topkapi

top puf

eti cin superior

bro, your extra chromosome is acting up.

>green pepper filled with ground beef and rice and yogurt
That sound a lot like Mexican "Chiles Rellenos"
>A toasted green pepper coated in fried egg-wash stuffed with meat, cheese or both
Or "Chiles en Nogada" (Pic related, gets me all patriotic)
>Toasted green peppers in a nogada sauce (milk, cream and nuts) stuffed with ground meat with apple and pear

fellow turk here. manti is overrated, literally the shittiest iteration of dumpling ever created

everything else is spot on, mucver is fucking bomb

thats trying too hard and
>apple in salty dish
...
ours are just green peppers boiled with red pepper,meat,rice and sometimes pieces of nuts inside them

idk, i dont see tourists trying it alot, and its pretty delicious

Most Mexican foods originate from
>We need to make a dish for this very special occasion
>But there is fucking nothing
>Let's see what we can do with what we have
>It actually tastes good

Funny thing, I always ask for rice when eating chiles rellenos, so I am pretty sure that I would love your recipie

to be fair this dish is pieced togethor from very old time spanish elements....which are also all verymoorish elements....the spices, the sweet sour, pomegranites, raisins, the nut sauce

do u wanna be European or nah?

yes you would :3
nah, I wish my mom wasn't Romanian to save myself from vassal genes

I feel you bro, my dad's just a touch Irish, tarnishing his otherwise pure Anglo genes.

I mean do you wanna be part of the EU. For some reason, despite Turkey not being European in any way shape or form that was a thing before Erdogan chimped out.

No, and I don't want it for the european people either. You can absorb istanbul and some aegean cities (we're white like anzu) but anything after the bosphorus strait is cancer

anglos are probably the only respectable people in that union

You have started possible one of the worst threads I've ever seen on here.
Even Mcchicken threads have more substance.

cool

Damn m8, your banter is on point.

thanks

There isn't apple in that dish

suck my GET you dirty roach

Its hot here right now. What are some turkish salads/summer foods.

Lol, this man child gets so angry. He's like the vegan gains of fat people.

(You)

>Ask a turkish guy anything

When will you give Constantinople back and why did you shoot the Russian ambassador?

baba, my son

how do you make good baklava?

i prefer walnut to pistachio though.

Did you ever try Greek versions of the same food you guys both eat? Honestly, which is better? Like pork gyro destroys doner right?

Why are Baklavas so goddamn expensive? Also, what is the best kebab, because I know Turks are well known for the best kebabs

Also, fuck you guys for shooting down that Russian jet. You fuckers should be nuked.

Crusade when?

Kek. Mai vinde tactu toale vechi?

Why does it make you so mad though. Get over it