Most Veeky Forums jobs. (Excluding fulltime writing and publishing.)

Most Veeky Forums jobs. (Excluding fulltime writing and publishing.)

Ill start. Sailing.

Sailing aint lit anymore, only filipino slave boys are sailors these days.

shilling for kindle on Veeky Forums

Cataloger of the Human Condition

Cartographer. At any time in human history.

Gas station attendant. Nothing to do but think about what you're writing next

Civil servant

lawyer

Any time? Really?

welfare connoisseur

Barista

Merchant Marine

This is 2016, boats aren't real anymore

Civil Engineer

Lmao I was thinking of that scene

Civil Servant is the occupation where you can most properly develop the feelings of spite towards authority, your peers, and society as a whole.

kerouac got fucked in the ass that way

I work in a state mental asylum. Seems pretty lit-core at times

industrial designer

tailor

literary critic and professor of literature are two that come to mind

rich flandeur

Graveyard shift at a gas station

Management consultant at top tier firm or maybe gas station attendant

Forestry

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What's more Veeky Forums than that?

Traveling salesman
Accountant
Law clerk
Civil servant

Head chef at Wendy's
>source: me
The stresses are great for building inspiration and as a head chef I get paid enough to support my passion

>Wendy's
>Chef

Kek

Prostitute

post office

The only acceptable answer itt.

i have five of broats

Pampered housewife.
Insurance clerk.
Homeless.
Ruler.
Sadly, journalist.

Philosophy Professor
Any teacher of literature
Psychologist
Language teacher in another country picrelated

Full-time?

Fashion model, you can read a whole lot the times you are waiting

t. Kafka

>being a wageslave
>Veeky Forums

Complete antithesis of the literary lifestyle desu

Gravedigge or graveyard caretaker.

>Copypasta
>Replying

New

I sell car parts. It's actually pretty Veeky Forums imho.

>t. Never been in the Navy or a merchant vessel
K.

The best answer is something that doesn't require mental power but still puts you out into the world. Things like construction.

Too bad you didn't think of anything actually decent.

I feel like there is something to this. Idk. I want to teach but at the same time I don't want to spoil my passion by making it my job (not even sure if it will be like that for me desu), kind of want to do a real honest job (maybe a trade?) and focus on my lit life in my free time. Idk I'll probably be a teacher though, idk what else to do in college other than study philosophy.

Your mom would disagree. did you know she could do a handstand?

Nursing.

Nah, just kidding, nursing is shit.

Aristocrat. Conversely, slum dweller.

Also, lighthouse keeper, though of course this is no longer a valid occupation.

Damn shame too.