Write the most beautiful sentence you can think of

I can afford to be a NEET for the rest of my life.

>thinking snow falling makes a sound that a human can hear
I don't think you really understand your own criticisms. I wouldn't consider the best in the english language, but, your complaints are only of ignorance.

There was a dwarf once, then he was gone, his roommate, an Angel, still dwells there, he wonders what's it is all about, perhaps he's too communist to form a useful answer.

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

He doesnt say faintly falling twice

DON'T BULLY ME

The most beautiful sentence you can think of.

A Europe only with its natives, without cultural marxism.

Literally teared up writing those words.

Hey man, can you come over, my place is full of stoned skinny chicks saying they want cock and you know I'm gay

She sat at the window, watching the evening invade the avenue.

HEY WHO WANTS TO BATTLE-RAP-POEM ME

I HAVE NEVER LOST.

You can't battle me faggot
I'll treat you like a maggot
Will storm your father in his jeep
Will rape your mother in her sleep
You gonna fail to escape in time
i'll be nigging here with crime

deep shit deEp sHit thats some deepshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Deep shit

I was about to congratulate you, until I realized it's from Joyce's stash.

Fuck your shit nigger
I've fucked your mom nigger
So hard in the ass that's bigger
Than the entire world nigger
I will pull the trigger
On you beta bitch nigger

>tfw gf

Can take my heat:
faggot???
Respond bitch
Pic related is u

You neet-plebs are pathetic
My rhymes always so prophetic
Keep reading your bookie books
It's probably cause you lack in looks
All that meta-ironic fluff you think it's cool
At some point you'll realize you're the tool
You're drowning in the virgin juice pool
Stuck in your basement you're too pale
Just another pawn in the army of the numale

bish

My daemon is a dragon, and she saved me from destroying my soul by sarcastically egging me on towards oblivion.

who you calling neet pleb bitch?
I read all the works of how to fuck your mom's ass rich
I'll smash your tight asshole and suck your thick dick
Then I'll slap your juicy thighs and call you a prick
I'll suck the blood out of your mangled balls after I'm through with you
I'll make you fuck my ass and rim my asshole too
nigga
FUCK UP

NIGGER WHERE YOU AT RESPOND
I'M WAITING TO DROP MORE FIRE YO

My eyes watered the first time I read this:

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

aigh aigh aigh
I'll grind you like rye
Nothing more than dust
You'll be the part of the toast where I cut the crust
You don't deserve peanut butter or jelly
Talented less than as R Kelly
Just give up and head home
btw your mom tits is filled with foam
gag on my pet fag

Both you wack ass niggas suck
Postin on an anymous board
got ya dick tucked
I fucked both of your mothers
no trick son
I come from the underground with straight fire
turn a thread into a burning pyre
hittin this J gettin higher and higher
destroying these plebs is my only desire

>My eyes watered the first time I read this:
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.

Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.

If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.

Half of the children died.

I SMASH NIGGER LI
KE YOU FOR A LIVING BITCH I FLY AND MY RHYMES ARE KILLING IT YOURE A BUG ON MY THE WINDSHEILEF OF MY CAFILLAC YOU GON BE TALKING SMACK I BE BREAKIN BAD I WILL WIPE YOU OUT LIKE A
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHITTTT
NIGGA YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOOD BITCH I WILL FUCK YOUR TIGHT ASS CUZ IT FEELS GOOD I WILL COME MY POZZED LOADS IN YOUR TIGHT BUTT CRACK AS I DRIVE DOWN THE STREET IN MY CADILLAC NIGGA YOU GAY AND YOU TALK SMACK BUT
shit man the sky's really beautiful man and the sun and stars really speak to my heart I will kiss you

There is no such thing as the most beautiful sentence I can think of.

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

I AM THE KiNG

day of the rope

Day of the rope you slope is coming IMA come into your tight ass RAP ME FA M M

The only bad musician is one who is having a bad time.

There are rapping raptors in the rafters rhyming with rapture.

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.

I was told there's a miracle through each day that i try,
I was told there's a new love that's born through each one that has died
I was told there'd be noone to count on when i feel alone and afraid
I was told if you dream of the next world, you'll find yourself
Swimming on a lake of fire

Nostalgia is static; vacant; perpetually sunbathed. Old memories are only to the accord of the hours surrendered, the wallows of a damned adolescent, a beast seized in distortion.

A flower on the moon

The pale rich grand-slam batter for whose sake he had been shattered and beaten and scattered hid his true Egg-Nature.

>pic related

That's not how you use a semicolon goddammit

I jerk off to cartoon porn of toddlers.

That night, I was no longer a Virgin.

no.

wow, horrible grammar, tear jerking

Fuck, I love it. Plagiarizing.

I teared up at the thought of you tearing up and wiping your tears off your overweight rosy cheekswhile wearing your stormcap and typing that sentence

poland has best prostitutes, i fucked plenty in london. i hope one is ur wife someday fag.

First I grew
then I ripened
but finally, I was consumed.

really makes me think.

Strong post here

About what? Self-recursive junk-bytes from the internet?

There's so many rooms in this house.

The best meal I will ever have will be tomorrow.

"I can't, my darling, for I have my period," she said tenderly, clapping her little sister on the shoulder, who proceeded to slide her unbloodied cunt down my cock, as my wife walked off to the kitchen to prepare post-coital sandwiches.

There once was a man from nantucket,
whos dick was so long he could fuck it,
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

memery aside, I like this one a lot.

I'm 24 and I've done nothing with my life. It's too late to be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

Now do the last sentence of Ulysses

"O shit nigger what are you doing!?" cried Bob Ewell.

I am haunted by the symbols of my past, of their echos and am torn in anguish by the horrible familiarity with how things unravel and fall apart.

"Maybe 'okay' will be our 'always'"

The ass was fat

for sale: baby shoes, never worn

Why is his face so punchable?

Gary was here, Ash is a loser.

And I do want to see you, but I'm stuck here in bad weather, maybe tomorrow will be better-- can I call you then?

lol

And so he offed himself, the faggot that he was.

Of course you rape women in their sleep foo'
You can't get anything up, poo in the loo!

>If you are well, it is well; I also am well.

The words off the top of my head seem to be a heresy against it.

it's from snow crash, so you yourself will be plagiarizing from a successful novel

Ajan illalla hiljaa sillalla.

buying: baby shoes, worn and dirty

How is it possible to need this up so badly

McNuggets. Light of my life, fire of my tummy. My sin, my diabetes. Mc-Nug-Gets. Check 'em.

damn, checked

Wisdom is knowing I am nothing,
Love is knowing I am everything,
and between the two my life moves.

>Wisdom is knowing I am nothing
Phony wisdom, perhaps.
Cogito ergo sum only works for ego, thus I am everything tbqh, at least as far as I'm concerned.

Her face.

Check, mate

The tortoise nestled in the sand.

fuckin hell, czeched

Let's hear it everybody, back for the very first time, this is the moment you've been waiting for, the grand finale, the apex, the climax of the evening, you asked for it, we got it, we're givin' it, to ya, right now, here he is, let's give him a warm welcome, a big round of applause, let's make him feel right at home here tonight, you know how to do it, you folks have been great all evening and I know you're gonna give it up again, so give it up, folks, here he comes, the stunning, the handsome, the multi-talented, they say he's the best, and here he is tonight, we've got him, let's hear it, let's show him some love, let him know how you feel, here he is: Adolf Hitler.

lovely stuff

>You neet-plebs pathetic
>My rhymes, prophetic
>Keep reading y'r bookie books
>To compensate f'r y' lookie looks
>All that meta-ironic fluff you think so cool
>Someday you'll realise it makes you look a fool
>An' the only thing more virgin than your cock to pussayz
>Is your basement-sheltered skin to sunrays
>Just another impotent pawn living the numale way
>bish

Ah well, can't pollish up a turd

Congratulations, user.

Why is his left ear on the wrong side of his glasses ? Doesn't he feel that ?

You can't really tell though. Maybe his ear is just crooked.

It definitely looks fucked up whatever's going on there.

A+

he has two right ears actually. the one on the left head side is upside down