Enter a bookstore

>enter a bookstore
>there is a 7/10 girl attending
>"hi what do u need?"
>"hey i'd like to ask if you have L'étranger from Albert Camus"
>"let me see but let me help you"
>together looking for it
>nice ass
>"i know wwich book is it but im not sure if we still have it since its very new"
>autism was growing inside but i decided to embrace it
>"yes indeed, i heared u have a lot of books and stuff hehe"
>"so wich books do u like to read apart from this guy" she asks
>i said that i dont know, i knew albert camus because he was a big friend of herman hesse
>"aww yeaa, i love hitman stresse too!!"
>asks my name
>say im jean paule proust
>that stupid cunt didnt even find the book i was looking for

that's what you get for talking to 7/10s instead of learning how to use the alphabet

Why would you talk to a 7/10?

Low standards. Haven't gotten laid in 24 years.

bc she talked to me

Just answer «a red corvette» next time

Getting laid is good but only with lolis you find on camping sites

>enter a literature board
>there is a long-ass greentext story
>"7/10 qt3.14 grill pepe wojak virgin tfw no gf beta beta alpha omega wojak pepe autism spaghetti normie reeeeee"
>that stupid greentext shit didnt even have anything to do with literature

is 7/10 low standard? lol

I doubt they'd have it in a 7/11, why even try a 7/10...

but ppl angry with you always post everywhere

XDDDDDDDDDDD

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Bravo!!! Will have to tell my dad about this one!

Gee wizz, you sure are funny mister

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>The Stranger
>new
What kind of idiots do they hire at book stores?

Do you guys think people like this are serious when they ask this stupid shit? They're certainly not saying it from a third level

People willing to work in retail

The other anons that replied to your post are outright faggots. It was hilarious.

No. It's forced. The OP didn't word it in a way that invited the joke. It is embarrassing.

underrated post tbqh

this tb h

>retail floor clerk doesn't know shit about what they're selling when compared to someone who devotes their entire free time to it
>HURR DURR WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HIRE THESE CRETINS, HOW CAN THEY NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT [INSERT BOOK/AUTHOR HERE] FUCKING MORONS

what the fuck do you expect? do you really think that someone working in a supermarket is going to know where all their produce is sourced from, or that someone in a clothes store watched the Milan fashion week?

people work retail jobs for money, not because they have a passion for what they're selling

get over yourselves you pretentious dips

Someone should post this on r/Veeky Forums and r/dad jokes subsequently

Why do you react so negatively to dad jokes, user?