ITT books nobody has actually read

ITT books nobody has actually read

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Infinite Jest

I have to get off this board.

I'm convinced that nobody has ever read any of this fag's books unless they are forced to in school

It's not even proper English, you ned a translation like spark notes to understand any of it

4/10
decent bait, here's your (you)

i didn't need a translation. if you did, then that explains why your opinion of it is so bad.

Shakespeare is wonderful. You're retarded.

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>you ned a translation like spark notes to understand any of it
No, YOU need a translation. Don't blame others for your shortcomings.

The Qur'an is actually very short and an easy read. It's boring and batshit insane but should be read to get a taste for just how stupid most of humanity really is.

Midnight's Children

MacBeth is his only good book

To fully appreciate the English language, let alone English literature, you should read Shakespeare.

This

>plays are books
Kill yourself

To fully appreciate shakespeare I think everyone needs some outside help. Not necessarily sparknotes.

Macbeth is in fact a novel senpai dono.

No fear Shakespeare really helped me back in the day.

what honestly is this post supposed to mean? I have read the Quran. There are a billion translations and it's not even long.

>calling Shakespeare's plays books

8/10 bait, you didn't get me but you seemed to get a lot of other retards

The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion

And how much would you rate allah's finest fiction work desu?

You're forgetting the six Henry novels.

>The final revelation to God's final messenger (pbuh) is fiction
>Being this heretical
Haram af t b h

>It's boring and batshit insane

Seriously, It's like a schizophrenic person trying to remember what he overheard from someone reading the bible/Torah in a language they barely understood. I've tried reading it a few times and its a mess.

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if its in a book form its a book you fucking retard
even a book with pictures is a book