Least favorite fast food chain?

>at Subway this morning on my early break from work
>just finished ordering when this guy came in and joined the other end of the queue
>filling my cup at the drink machine when I heard him very confidently order a 4 inch sub
>Anyone who has ever been to subway and is at all familiar with how things run around there knows that they dont cut your sandwiches to be 4 inches. You ask for either a 6 inch or a foot-long, the reason being that a footlong is the convention and 6 inches is more or less half of a foot, so really theres no excuse for making the mistake of ordering a 4 inch instead of a 6 inch at all. And I mean 4 inches is very specific too.
>Mess around with the numbers in my head for maybe one second tops but it takes no longer than that to realize what had just happened.
>The man had obviously just told everybody at subway what the length of his cock was in inches.
>nobody even flinched either it was like I was the only person who thought of the guys cock when he said that.
>made me wonder if maybe theres a group of men out there of undetermined size who live with the constant fear of accidentally revealing the size of their penis to everybody at subway when they try to order a sandwich. I guess it's alright if your penis happens to be 6 inches or a foot long but for most of us theres a definite risk.

Has anyone ever worried about this before when ordering at subway? It really does seem like high stakes to me now. I'm not sure I can ever go back. Thoughts?

>I was the only person who thought of the guys cock
i guess this happens all the time to you