What is Veeky Forums Writing right now? Summarize the plot

What are you writing Veeky Forums ? If you are not currently doing it, explain yourself, do you have plants to do it in the near future? Why not?
Have you being entertaining some particularly interesting ideas? Summarize the plot (or the subjects you explore)

In a world empty of violence a young boy becomes a man. He gets red pilled and based, travels away from home and joins an underground warrior society. Years pass and after many struggles he becomes a powerful warrior in a world where bloodshed and death is the biggest taboo, everyone is a pacified pussy. Then foreign monsters invade.

As a joke, our main character sets up a detective agency website, only to have a rich bimbo ask him to go around solving mystery; so him, being a sexless neet idiot, agrees to it, only to end up discovering literally everything he knows is a lie, and for some reason this is supposed to be a very important, life-or-death deal--but in his heart of hearts he remains unshaken, for the only thing he has ever wanted was to watch some anime, and doesn't really give a hoot if the whole world ends up burning down.

I already wrote it. Just need to edit the fucker.

And no, I'm not telling you what it's about because my "plants" don't involve giving my ideas away to random fags.

I've had a short story kicking around in my head about a world in which detective work is an Olympic sport. I'll probably sit down and give it a thorough writing soon, but for now it'll stay up there.

>do you have plants to do it in the near future
>plants
Yeah mate got an army of plants hidden away writing my magnum opus mate absolutely

I'm drawing rule 63 hentai that follows Iraqi and Iranian soldiers during the iran-iraq war of the 1980's

I wanted to write a hetalia fanfic about the 2016 election. The premise is that political candidates choose the personification of the state they are from eg Lindsay Graham gets South Carolina to campaign with him. But because Of Donald not having any state support him early on he gets the help of the old personified CSA a nation long thought dead.

Writing a fantasy short story. Set in the blistering summer heat, involves an Irish vampire.

Is this bait?

Why do you keep posting this in random threads?

You're writing Preacher?

Can't decide between a few ideas.

Vat grown humans fighting for corporate interests over dwindling resources on the moons of Jupiter.

Earth is a hole, extrasolar travel is a pipe-dream.

Humanity has reached it's limits of expansion and now their unchecked growth in a confined space slowly precipitates their doom.

This is just the backdrop to a personal story about a vat grown woman who upon being released from mandatory post-gestation military service becomes a pirate and smuggler on the watery moon of Jupiter; Ganymede.

I intend her to die in the end, betrayed by an enemy agent who gains her trust; I have throughout the entire development cycle, but I haven't settled on a satisfactory death.

This will be leaning towards the semi-hard end of sci-fi; no sapient ET's, maybe some weird alien fish though; a remnant of ganymede's precolonial history - Terraforming is something I have yet to figure out a way to do in a way that is satisfying, plausible and doesn't just remind me strongly of something else, so I may just handwave it.

I'm writing this for fun mostly, because I never done written a whole book before.

>man wakes up one morning
>goes to shops
>comes home
>goes to a funeral :(
>goes to work
>has lunch
>looks for his friend
>goes to the beach
>goes to the hospital
>goes home

> What is presumed to be the last of humanity (no communications whatsoever with the other Evac. ships that departed earth) finds itself floating trough space, they don't know if they are the last humans alive, but they presume the worst.
>Spacecraft becomes progressively damaged, scanners gone, no chances whatsoever to reach the planet intended for colonization, it ends up crashing down and burying deep underground the sand-like planet surface, life support failing.
>Stranded on an sterile planet, almost no resources, have to dig their way up to the surface of the planet, its gonna take generations, a strict code of laws and militarized society is deemed not only appropriate, but the only way to ensure survival, when any disobedience is met with the removal of the offenders sentience.

Short story about a knife fight from the point of view of the loser who doesn't even remember why is he fighting.
He is stabbed and after the fifth stab he starts hallucinating.
Also, it's some kind of tribute to Chronicle of a Death Foretold.

I don't know if it needs some backstory. I think it would be perfect if I only write about the exact climax of the story. I don't think a build-up is needed here, because the purpose is not showing some plot, but portraying a certain kind of aesthetic and symbolism.

A group of friends are forced to journey to an estate in the west every year to tell stories to a dryad they pissed off or else she eats them.

C-c-ccormac?

that makes me reminiscence about "La noche boca arriba" a short story by julio cortazar about a man who has a motorcycle accident and every time he closes his eyes hi switches back to being hunted down by the aztects in mesoamerica, at the end of it all, his filled with fear and ends up trapped inside the dream, where he's cut open with a knife in a sacrificial stone.

The world has been united by a common enemy since the beginning of recorded time. We'll call it a darkness. No fighting between tribes or country. Eventually they subdue the darkness and imprison it so to speak on the island we know as england. Then we rest and learn. Thousands of years pass by like this, mankind in serene unity dedicated to fighting off the darkness. Since there's no fighting between ourselves society and technology progressed at an increased rate. By our 1000 A.D. the world had already invented primitive flying machines advanced medicines and a number of other "premature" discoveries such as space structures right outside of our atmosphere. Long story short the darkness seeps out, influences people, and initiates the first world war.

First time Veeky Forums poster, please try to be understanding.

About two months ago, I got bored and decided to writefag a story for a certain general. A few people seemed to like it, but I decided to keep going mainly because I was using writing as an outlet. So by no means am I a good writer whatsoever, I'm merely some idiot who does it for fun.

Now my problem is, I can't write lewd. I have no fucking idea how to go about it in a way that actually sounds erotic or sensual and not like I'm some 10 year old kid who found his first playboy and decided to act like a sex expert to all of his friends. What do I do? After all the shit i've put these two characters through, I need to give them an intimate moment together other than just a kiss on the lips.

Go to bed, James.

Is it bad if I want to completely emulate Vonnegut's writing style?

Do you guys actually plot your stories or write them sort of organically with minimal to no plotting?

Speaking of kiss, Keep It Simple Stupid. If you think you cant write it, don't. Write what leads up to the moment then leave it to the reader to figure out the obivous. Make them kiss then make on of them close the bedroom door or someshit. Then on the next scene theyre together make one of them mention it.
>great time last night
Or whatever the fuck. Or try a few methods out. Maybe youre good at writing porn and you just dont know it.

They already kissed, and I think I wrote that part fine. I just want them to do more than that, and since they're both inexperienced I kinda wanted to showcase the awkward first time between the two.

I don't know, maybe I DON'T need to show it, but it seems like everyone does it nowadays and it feels like if I don't, it'll be incomplete.

Just write your own exp. I assume you are not a virgin, right?

The best I have is getting molested as a kid by my qt tomboy babysitter. Other than that, I had a girl show me her panties in middle school and that's it. Well, that and an abundance of reading hentai.

Time to go kill myself I guess.

An orphan kid discovers he has the ability to travel through time. Everybody finds out and naturally every major corporation, government agency and frustrated songwriter wants him to go back in time and tip things in their favor, but all he wants to do is go back and see his dad again.

Noice