Tell a story in 12 words

because six is for pussies

Nigger this, nigger that.
All I want is bigger ass.
Cunt pussy.

For sale: baby shoes (baby died BEFORE we could put them on)

Baby be cry stately across the sky - today maman has dead channel

Seldom in my life did I cry like today. Miss you son.

I have been autistic for many years. Today I am cured, lol.

You should definitely suck my big fat hairy white cock, you slut.

Frozen stones, leafless bones,
Footsteps sputtering in the snow.

Bang! Then death.

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I CAN count. Must I remind you that "irregardless" isn't a word?