Convince me that AI isn't a waste of time

Convince me that AI isn't a waste of time.
What positive results can we expect from it?

If no one responds, I am going to press the big red button
that cancels all funding for AI projects.

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Something has to carry on our story if any sentient beings that come looking for us before we ultimately destroy ourselves

advanced shitposting AI

All it will (potentially) do is create a cybernetic sentient being that we will have no control over, because we will have no clue of how it actually works. True intelligence is far too complex to comprehend how it actually functions.

define intelligence

We can make a simulation of a universe?

They will do our jobs for us.

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eventually theres going to be an unsolvable plague on human beings because human beings always know how to fuck shit up.

>I am going to press the big red button
that cancels all funding for AI projects.

go ahead in its current state they work like slightly optimized brute force with their fucking training for fuck knows how many days and hundreds of gigabytes of data.