That's Beckett. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look absurdly wise?

That's Beckett. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look absurdly wise?
Those are the eyes of an old man, yet he is barely in his twenties.

How can someone acquire is wisdom eyes?

Acquire glaucoma

>That's Nietzsche. Look at his beard. Doesn't he look absurdly wise?
>This is the beard of an old man, yet he is barely in his thirties.
>How can someone acquire is wisdom eyes?

Are you autistic?

Wear glasses

Stare directly into the sun

That's Woolf. Look at her eyes. Doesn't she look deeply pensive?
Those are the eyes of an old woman, yet she is barely in her twenties.

How can someone acquire is pensive eyes?

That's Joyce. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look like he knows what's up? Those are the eyes of a man who loves flatulence, yet he is barely in his twenties.

How can someone acquire is wisdom eyes?

That's Thoreau. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look completely fed up with all this shit? Those are the eyes of a man ready to peace out, yet he is barely in his 40's.

How can someone acquire is wisdom eyes?

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Acting classes.

You can go there and learn to make the most expressive facial and bodily contortions.

By growing up in Ireland and eating nothing but potatoes for 25 years straight.

By getting molested.

By getting farted directly into them. This also leads to iritis.

That's Hemingway. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look absurdly loaded with testosterone?
Those are the eyes of a man who will out-drink you, out-fuck you, but possibly not outlive you.
Yet he is barely in his twenties.

How can someone acquire is manly eyes?

That's Bloom. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look discerning?
Those are the eyes of a man who can not find any discernible talent, yet he is barely in his eighties.

How can someone acquire is wisdom eyes?

>dat face when anxious about the imminent collapse of civilization

That's Chesterton. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look pure and devout? Those are the eyes of an angel, yet he still had another twenty seven years to go.

How can someone acquire is saintly eyes?

Everyone is meming and kekin ITT, but this thread exemplifies everything that is wrong with Veeky Forums. Use irony to hide, you pseuds.

Shit thread shit replies. Thats just how it goes

>Everyone, stop having fun!

Make a better contribution then, ya whiner.

kek

That's Sartre. Look at his eyes. Don't they look googly?
Those eyes are clearly pointing in completely different directions, yet he was a hit with all the ladies in all the cafes in Paris.

How can someone acquire is googly eyes?

I knew it!
Fucking keked anyway

Yeah, it's painfully obvious- I was amazed somebody else didn't post it while I was posting.

not switching to digital photography

Should've seen this one coming.

>Beard

You ESL bro?

Bruh look at this dude...

Ay, la david foster.

Maricón culiao

>Bruh look at this dude...

Reuse the OP's words, silly.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD LAMMOOO

no no no no

That's Carver. Look at his eyes. Doesn't he look absurdly drunk? That's the alcoholism of a man twice his age, but he barely abused his first wife.

How can someone acquire is drunken eyes?

Forgot the fucking pic. Just fuck.

That's Frank. Look at her eyes. Doesn't she look bored from being cooped up? That's the angst of someone who won't live to be twice the age she is now.

How can someone acquire er crazy eyes?

He only looks wise becayse you know what he has accomplished. Otherwise he looks utterly banal. He could be some clerk at an bank or the member of a rowing club. Or some marxist executed by italian fascists

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