ITT God-tier opening lines
>Renowned curator Jacques Saunière staggered through the vaulted archway of the museum's Grand Gallery.
ITT God-tier opening lines
Nicholas Allen
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Brayden Lopez
It's a truth universally acknowledged ...
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins ...
Ryder Rivera
Gregory Berrycone had found the evening pleasant...
Daniel Perez
Isn't that the Da Vinci code?
Lincoln Allen
“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”
Nolan James
“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.”
Parker Jenkins
It was thirty five years after a birth bereft of good fortune that Roberto found himself lost for the first time.
Nathaniel Ortiz
"to be or not to be, that is the question"
Chase Bennett
Call me the screaming stately scullery fire, across the stairhead I carry a truth universally acknowledged: that a bowl of monstrous vermins discovered ice in the fire of my loins.
Kayden Rogers
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