First day of philosophy class

>first day of philosophy class
>professor pronounces "Neichze" as "neat-say"

>taking a philosophy class
You had it coming

some pastor in this church lesson called him "neachy" and then tried to use his quotes against him.

"Neachy was a huge atheist, let me tell you why he actually hated himself and was just angry at God the whole time..." nearly shit myself tbqhwitcha

>first post on Veeky Forums
>spells "Nietschez" as "Nay-ché"

>first post on Veeky Forums
>spells Nietzsche "Neichze"

In all seriousness if you're pronouncing anything outside of your native language it's ok to be incorrect. If you want, tell them how it's properly pronounced. Otherwise stop being such an autist.

I say /ni:tʃ/, because the schwa needs to be dropped in English.

could just be dialect

Dialect of not being a native German speaker.

It's nitch-key, like the football player.

>Neichze
That's a new one to me.

NEETs + sha (as in "share")

Awful, awful bait.

KNEE-CHA
Cha like Chair
Knee like Nee

>first day of philosophy class
>professor pronounces "Kant" as "Kant"

wtf

The professor was a real "kant"

>first day of philosophy
>Nietschez
wut

If you want to sound like an American trying to speak German, yes.

This.
It's just knee-cha. you're speaking English, speak English.
Nietzsche - knee-cha
Camus - Cam-you
Nabokov - Na-BOK-uff
Sartre - just don't fuckin talk about him

>First day of Chinese History class

>Pronunces Sun Tzu as Son Zoo

>First 100 posts on Veeky Forums
>Can't tell an obvious shit tier shitpost

Kys newfag

/thread

why not

>first day of philosophy class
>prof. invites Peter Singer to talk

JUST

>first day of origins of modernism class
>professor pronounces "van gogh" as "van guck"

>mfw he was actually right

>Cam-you
It's Cam-i, with i like in ''will''
>Sartre
'Sa' from 'sad', r, then 'tr' from 'tranfusion'

neet-she

>"van guck"

That's wrong though.

German here. Correct would be (read as english): Neet-che.
Che as in check.

I'm Italian and that's how I've always pronounced it

Spaniard here, same for us.

No it's not.

Are you american?

did you even need to ask?

if it's Austrian german, it would rhyme with Van Cough, except the last sound would be more of a ch, but not quite.

>Austrian German
???? Why would this be relevant?

>Van Gogh
>Van
It's Dutch you plebeian. Like Ludvig Van Beethoven.

I only know how to pronounce Neitchze because of Monty Python

No its Sar like in Sardines and Tear like in I'm going to tear you a new asshole.

And its Camoo like the noise your fat cow mother makes.

In that episode of the Sopranos where AJ discovers Camus and Neitzsche everyone pronounces it "Nitch" and then there's this one dude who shows up and is like "You're saying it wrong, it is NEETCH-EE" and then he begins to talk about Neitzsche becoming crazy and then recommends AJ reads "Sar-truh"...................................................................................................

No, it's Camus like Shamus but with a k.

No its Camus like Came then Whose without the e.

no its not!!

Speaking of Nietzsche becoming crazy... I started reading crime and punishment and realized Nietzsche did the same thing as the kid in the book. He hugged some horse then went crazy.

Crime and Pinishment came out before Nietzsche did that. You think it's connected?

no its "knot".

Ummmm Ludvig Van Beethoven was black. Racist and sexist much?

sarteer? you gotta be b8ing
I hope you are

That's wrong. You got fucking scammed.

Its Sar-tree.

I thought it was neet cha

please stop you're killing my language and culture

This is some quality level bait here my friend, 10/10
Probably because around September the demographics level out back to normal
Missed you Veeky Forums

I just call him "neech" and damn anyone who doesn't like it.

It's Neat-sha or Neat-cha, both are fine. And it's Sart, just like dart.

I had a professor who pronounced it "Niche"

>first day of English 101 class
>professor tells us to introduce ourselves and share something about ourselves
>mfw I lie about who I am

Foreigners just cant pronounce it right.

My high school teacher called him knee-ch-zee

Is it Kahnt or Can't?

"Kunt"

Is that an American kunt or an Australian kunt?