Thoughts on Starbucks?

>you're misunderstanding the role of statistics in predicting cancer rates among a population

>OH BOY LOOK AT ALL THIS EDGE

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I like it because it gigatriggers two kinds of people:

1. Culturally deprived hillbillies who think that Starbucks is for impossibly cool hipsters who go to Starbucks to be photographed by the paparazzi

2. Tryhard third-wave millennials who just discovered real coffee last Tuesday and actually think that pouring your coffee while making a facial expression that looks like you're trying to squeeze out a particularly large #2 makes the coffee taste better

Them cancer cells already growing in your body voy

anything besides a basic coffee is way too expensive

I kinda hate it, even though (or maybe because) I go there every other day. All their espresso-based coffee is "okay", but their regular brew is pretty shit.

I also dislike the sterile, faux-comfy design and their shitty, overpriced sandwhiches and snacks.

Well at least I won't get sued by Monsanto or another agribusiness for illegally growing their products in the future.

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I bet her eggs taste delicious

I typically prefer local coffeeshops if I'm going to go out for coffee. They just have better... everything.

Not the greatest. Good if you are in an absolute hurry and need a cup. But if you've got the time, nothing better than home brewing. It's become quite the hobby for me actually.

By the way, when I say home brewing, I don't mean grabbing the generic shit you see at walmart. I'm talkin, custom roasts and using special grinders/extractors.