Veeky Forums you're the first group of people I thought of for this riddle/

Veeky Forums you're the first group of people I thought of for this riddle/
>I can be as big as a plane
I can be as small as an ant.
I contain part of a plane
I contain all of an ant.
I share similarities to neither.
The foe to both is an ally to me.
I can stop a plane
I can be stopped by an ant.
I have what the plane does
I have what the ants want.
You can board a plane if you bought any certification.
You can board me with if you have the same.
You can watch as ants stem off in many directions.
You can watch me do the same.
you're my only hope

I know, you're a faggot

my dick

you're opinion has been noted user

that's what I thought too user, but that was wrong.

As has been your inability to correctly distinguish between your and you're.

on my phone friend

bump

festering nigger diarrhea

that was my second choice. Alas it was wrong too

a plant? either that or nigger tits

lets go back friend
they dont want us here

well I thought plant too, but it doesn't sound right

bump. I know one of you Veeky Forums folk knows how to solve this

>phone friend
More useful than a black friend I guess
Do they resent you for taking advantage of them to browse Veeky Forums?

not really. They like it when I feel them up. It puts them in a euphoric state

Could it be something along the lines of a cloud?
Shadow of a cloud?

you might be onto something user. I'll write that down.

Or a bird maybe...?
I guess "I contain part of a plane" and "I share similarities to neither." is paradoxical if taken literally, so probably "contain all of an ant" isn't about incorporating or eating ants but having all the letters in "ant" (and some of the letters in "plane", but that's not really helpful since it could just be a and n)

>is paradoxical if taken literally
hit it on the head user.

>plant
/thread

nature?

Bane.

Reincarnation desu

There're still a few holes in the logic I can't quite fill in, but the fact that most are easy has me thinking it's a plant.

>I can be as big as a plane
see that big-ass mushroom thing.
>I can be as small as an ant.
Baby micwo plants or something.
>I contain part of a plane
PLANt
>I contain all of an ant.
plANT
>I share similarities to neither.
It's a damn plant.
>The foe to both is an ally to me.
Weather/Rain
>I can stop a plane
desu, I'm not so sure about this one. Maybe a planted hijacker? - or that might be too much of a digression.
>I can be stopped by an ant.
Om-nom-nom.
>I have what the plane does
Flies.
>I have what the ants want.
Stupid delicious leaves.
>You can board a plane if you bought any certification. / You can board me with if you have the same.
Not so sure on this one. Also not sure if that's a typo, or if we're literally talking about boarding a plane WITH a plant.
>You can watch as ants stem off in many directions. / You can watch me do the same.
Plant stems. Duh.
>You're my only hope
Err... cuz' if it's a houseplant, it's reliant on humans?

Cloud?

When I wake up tomorrow morning I'll give you the answer, assuming the thread is still up.

Confirmed for plant