Why didn't Voldemort just turn the school itself into a Horcrux...

Why didn't Voldemort just turn the school itself into a Horcrux? It had a very strong connection to him in his past and would've made for a good twist, not to mention Hogwarts pretty much had two or three Horcruxes hidden away in places and Dumbledoor didn't detect them.

What the fuck are you talking about?

The school is magic af, he couldn't do it if he tried.

Why didn't Voldemort just turn Dumbledoor into a horcrux?

I think people would probably notice lol

Give it three years and a new book will come out with this exact twist

lmao

Dumbledoor was suicidal so it wasn't a good idea.

How did witches deal with feminine hygiene issues while at Hogwarts? Go into exact details.

why didnt he choose such a mundane object that no one would ever have found it?

they poked their wands in there obviously.

why didnt he turn a tin can into a horcrux and bury it 6 feet underground?

Turn a rock into a horcrux and throw it in the ocean. JKR thought "he was real arrogant kek" was sufficient.

Because he would need it again in order to return?

More like DUMBledore

How are you so stupid you don't even know how horcruxes work?

He's vain af and thought his ideas were invincible. Didn't count on the pensive and memories.

they emit traces of dark magic that are detectable. i mean the one in the cave was pretty well hiddenand guarded but that didnt stop the gang from getting it.

also a tin can would rust into oblivion. also im guessing voldemort had some level of dignity...

still a shit series though. comfy but shit.

Dumbledore's protections probably would have stopped him. And if he was planning to storm the school all along, reducing it to rubble wouldn't have been an option.

because that would be a dumb af idea

>be me
>6th year
>getting nasty with 6.7/10 4th year witch
>masochist af
>tells me to fuck her with my magic stick and yell curses
>cruciatus vaginus
>bitch is about to cum before I mean to say "abra kadabra"
>accidentally say avada kadabra instead
>kill her and our unborn baby wizard
>mfw "cursed" child indeed
>stretch my legs and take a walk

>the tin can would rust into oblivion
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no
It wouldn't. I can't believe you fucks have such difficulty with the world of a children's novel.

Really weak.

Brah Voldemort should've just made Harry a horcrux

Nice spoiler, faggot.

... He did.
Harry Potter is a horcrux that's why Harry has to briefly die at the end. Do you know nothing???

Git trold triple faggot

You're right because retarded greentexts are meant to be fuckin STRAWNG

because rowling is SHIT

Oh you....