...Who's there?

>...Who's there?
>...I am

It only took 400 years you shitty hack.

Long live the King

c/moooon

>dude it's either existing or not existing i guess lmao

overrated cunt

>William Shakespeare
>AKA Willy Shakepenis
>AKA Dick Wanker

Lmao this guy is a fucking joke

>tfw everyone - both plebs and patricians love the willy but I don't

seriously how do I get into his work? I feel like I'm missing out for not enjoying it

go see a play. none of this shit was meant to be read off a page. i heard they do performances in london where they approximate the original pronunciation so it sounds all vulgar and growly like it was originally. that might be fun.

Neither could Tolstoy.

Difference is Tolstoy probably had good reasons, but I don't.

You need to be a wizard to understand Shakespeare.

Otherwise stick to greek myth stories.