Why the FUCK is this allowed?

Because we live in a free society.

Thank you for making me laugh. I haven't had such a laugh in years.

this page turned to shit so fast its incredible

>write simply

aka

>don't hit that arbitrary 6,000 word mark, and get a bad grade

smart people get bad grades!

>15 tricks to tricking the morons of the world into thinking you're smart - while you're actually an idiot

>ITT Veeky Forums becomes offended that someone can appear more or less intelligent than they are