Write something profound

nice quads fampaidesu

if you really think about it we are always on our way to the bathroom

Getting fucked up the ass is perhaps the most transcendent experience there is. As your boypussy expands, so, too, does your mind and soul.

His two enemies had one god. One if you counted himself.

it's a bit of a pain

In my dreams I scream "I want to die"

The gates of enlightenment open wide
Allowing me to pass inside
And there I find no God but I
My own, the truth. The Christ a lie.
My only truth that life must die.

Your right thumb's speed relative to your right thumb is always 0

Not me; I'm in the bathroom.

And that’s unevenly rendered to those who grew up thinking faith was a surrender of reason but not a reason to surrender.

You'd think a life sentence is the opposite of a death sentence. The first means you have to die; the other must mean you get to live--forever, I had assumed. Turns out it's even worse.

profundity is in the eye of the fox mulder

Holy....... I want more...

Per deum, denique videmus.

something profound

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they are like, "It is better than yours."

FARTS SMELLY LOL

*PFFFFFTTFTTFFTTFTFTFTFPPPPPPPP*

Life sentence doesn't "mean you have to die" any more than a not guilty verdict does, it means you'll stay in prison until you do. It's a sentence that lasts a life

do you believe in Zeus?
well guess what you're an atheist

Entropy and gravity are so perfectly connected that if they were off by less than a razor-blade's width, the laws of physics could not exist. There would be nothing. SOMETHING FROM NOTHING.

get up and boogie

If there's a boy out there who doesn't want his hairless ass fucked, then I ain't met him.

If at first you don't succeed, change the definition of success.

Hard work never killed anybody, but I ain't taking no chances

They say it's lonely at the top, in whatever you do
You always gotta watch motherfuckers around you
Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof
We all must meet our moment of truth

("You should know the truth
And the truth shall set you free")

Make me.

There is no God, science proves it.

I'm not prolife, I'm prodeath.

Feminism and gamer culture go hand-in-hand.

I could never vote for a non-gamer, non-atheist president. That's why I'm a socialist-futurist.

The ability to choose and the significance of choice are the two factors that make sapient life meaningful.
If you cannot choose, you do not exist.
If your choice has no effect, you might as well not exist.

This place is already a den of pseudo-intellectualism, a little more can't hurt.

>non-atheist

I believe the word you're looking for is theist.

Holy... I want more

Society is only as good as the people within it. That is to say: it is not.

I'll answer that with that it's both as good as the best person in it and as bad as the worst.

No, I don't.

Fanny farts 4 lyf

>This place is already a den of pseudo-intellectualism, a little more can't hurt.

Everything said is projection, and only projection, regardless of whatever irony layer one might be operating on.

That certainly says something about the both of us, then.

Inasmuch as science is observational or perceptual in nature, the goal of providing a scientific model and mechanism for the evolution of complex systems ultimately requires a supporting theory of reality of which perception itself is the model (or theory-to-universe mapping). Where information is the abstract currency of perception, such a theory must incorporate the theory of information while extending the information concept to incorporate reflexive self-processing in order to achieve an intrinsic (self-contained) description of reality. This extension is associated with a limiting formulation of model theory identifying mental and physical reality, resulting in a reflexively self-generating, self-modeling theory of reality identical to its universe on the syntactic level. By the nature of its derivation, this theory, the Cognitive Theoretic Model of the Universe or CTMU, can be regarded as a supertautological reality-theoretic extension of logic. Uniting the theory of reality with an advanced form of computational language theory, the CTMU describes reality as a Self-Configuring Self-Processing Language or SCSPL, a reflexive intrinsic language characterized not only by self-reference and recursive self-definition, but full self-configuration and self- execution (reflexive read-write functionality). SCSPL reality embodies a dual-aspect monism consisting of infocognition, self-transducing information residing in self-recognizing SCSPL elements called syntactic operators.

The CTMU identifies itself with the structure of these operators and thus with the distributive syntax of its self-modeling SCSPL universe, including the reflexive grammar by which the universe refines itself from unbound telesis or UBT, a primordial realm of infocognitive potential free of informational constraint. Under the guidance of a limiting (intrinsic) form of anthropic principle called the Telic Principle, SCSPL evolves by telic recursion, jointly configuring syntax and state while maximizing a generalized self- selection parameter and adjusting on the fly to freely-changing internal conditions. SCSPL relates space, time and object by means of conspansive duality and conspansion, an SCSPL-grammatical process featuring an alternation between dual phases of existence associated with design and actualization and related to the familiar wave-particle duality of quantum mechanics. By distributing the design phase of reality over the actualization phase, conspansive spacetime also provides a distributed mechanism for Intelligent Design, adjoining to the restrictive principle of natural selection a basic means of generating information and complexity. Addressing physical evolution on not only the biological but cosmic level, the CTMU addresses the most evident deficiencies and paradoxes associated with conventional discrete and continuum models of reality, including temporal directionality and accelerating cosmic expansion, while preserving virtually all of the major benefits of current scientific and mathematical paradigms.

LOL someone read GEB too many time

Sick quads m9. checked

Underrated post.

Or the grave

Can't wake up.

Nobody can ever write dishonestly

Depends on how you frame your perspective on it. You might be missing something by grouping me in, or yourself in, which is infallible.

Psuedo-intellectual is a non-word. I find intellectuals to be retarded at times.

Tl;dr:

All is Mind.

What is life?

Everyone wonders;
But I wander:

Life is the struggle
Of Love,
Life is the warmth
of War.

Life is comedy,
Life is tragedy,

I am life; you are life;
God is life; death is life,

Imploded.

A poem?
It is life also,
Or else you wouldn't be able to read it.

"What is time but the understanding of space?

I wonder... Mankind has never met lasting wisdom. But if God is eternal, is he our understanding of the Infinite? Are we, therefore, masks of ourselves imprinted on the superfluities of emanating souls?

Can we understand the substance of infinity without charging the laws of eternity as cast between both? Is there a God that lifts the synergy of rocks out of skies for our eyes to see? I wish I could see... One day we all will see"

I might just be using the wrong word.
I took your first post as meaning that I was discarding my own lack of actual experience in higher thought onto others, which is a bit ironic because you also stated
>Everything said is projection, and only projection, regardless of whatever irony layer one might be operating on.
so that would imply you shared my lack of knowledge in the field. One usually expects someone who explains a matter to have greater insight than who they explain it to, which connects to your irony statement.
But I'm overanalyzing things, which I think is my whole problem. I have a hard time sitting down and reading philosophers because I feel that it's rare to find someone who isn't talking out of their own ass- which is a result of me overthinking, as whenever I begin to shape my own personal philosophy on the world, I realize I really am talking out of my own ass because the only person's judgement I can really use to come to a conclusion on the nature of things is my own, and I've more than once concluded my own judgement fallible.
So since I think I'm talking out of my own ass, I think everyone else is talking out of their own ass for the same reasons. So I think I'm not actually a good judge of higher thought and nobody else is, either, making anyone who wants to talk about high philosophy a crock.
Which probably makes me one of the retarded intellectuals you're talking about.
Coincidentally, this tirade fits the thread's theme for profound bullshit perfectly.

Incapable of deep thought. Been like that since college. Please stimulate my mental genitals

It's a positive/negative feedback loop of bouncing/entertaining/critiquong ideas. It's best to calm the mind to read philosophers, and dwell on/return to your qualms with highlighters (yet still understanding: Context).

Language games arent games when dveryone has a different definition, then they're just absurd. Eat shrooms

If you believe in singular death, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
The opposite holds if you believe in reincarnation.

I'm an empiricist. Hold on

Okay, you got me.

Complain about time and impermanence.

Do you shit, or does shit do you?

When one shits, one is at his comfiest. It's a biological thing in that when we are shitting, we are prone to predators. Hard-wired in and still in, now it's just comfy to do so for the most part (assuming you eat right). (we are safe, for the time being, at our shittiest)

But when we aren't shitting? That's called a fart, friend

>What is time but the understanding of space?

Do you shit the shit you do?

We are all bare beneath our clothes.

We are all bare beneath our bodies.

No matter what we look like on the outside, on the inside, we are all skeletons.
Except for the people who don't have bones, I guess.

I'm disappointed that most people take this thread as a joke. Imagine if everyone here took it seriously and really tried to write something profound. I'd really enjoy reading it. We should have these threads more often.

nice

We are... all skeletons under this flesh...

And... we're all in the closet...

I didn't write this but I find it rather profound. It's a "koan", a story written in the zen tradition.

>Hogen, a Chinese Zen teacher, lived alone in a small temple in the country. One day four traveling monks appeared and asked if they might make a fire in his yard to warm themselves.

>While they were building the fire, Hogen heard them arguing about subjectivity and objectivity. He joined them and said: "There is a big stone. Do you consider it to be inside or outside your mind?"

>One of the monks replied: "From the Buddhist viewpoint everything is an objectification of mind, so I would say that the stone is inside my mind."

>"Your head must feel very heavy," observed Hogen, "if you are carrying around a stone like that in your mind."

Prisons are built with stones of Justice,
Brothels with stones of Religion.

We are all nothing beneath our skeletons.

I think you win best post in thread.

if it sometimes has a genuinely moving character, it is because it manifests a pure and gratuitous taste for existence, like the games of children; it is the absence of the serious.

I don't get it

We're made of the same atoms as murderers.

I am God.

If you look at other people and then yourself, you will notice what you lack that they have. If you look at yourself and then others, you will see what they lack that you have. Only when you look at yourself and others at the same time can you see what you share with each other.

Looks?

I'm trying faggo, stop jinxing me.

The profound is confounded

SPEAK
SPAKE
SPOOK

this thread will be defleted

a koan is basically a story that is meant to be deliberately confusing or paradoxical, to bring you to a "zen" like state

in that little story, the monk thinks that all reality is in the mind, and then the other guy tells him "that must be a very heavy burden". basically sort of meant to make you feel that reality is both inside and outside the mind; characteristic of zen, where everything has a sort of circular quality.

In my death I scream "I want to dream"

Oh, thank you user. Got me interested. Any short stories or books related to it?

It's a sad fact that those whom shill can't act objective. South Park was never the best show, but you can't authentically drill in the fake and think that it will first-layer root..

oh good there is a book one right now:
reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/52rk1x/literally_the_only_purpose_for_the_cover_of_a/

>The gates of enlightenment open wide
>Allowing me to pass inside
>And there I find no God but I
>My own, the truth

so edgy. please kill yourself.

life ain't nothing but bitches and money

“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.”

are you a professional quote maker?

is this the only worthwhile thing to ever come out of reddit?

> Write something profound

Your momma's cunt