>Shakespeare 6'4"
>DFW 6'2"
>Pynchon 6'2"
>Kafka 6'0"
>Nabokov 6'2"
Manlets, when will they learn?
>Shakespeare 6'4"
>DFW 6'2"
>Pynchon 6'2"
>Kafka 6'0"
>Nabokov 6'2"
Manlets, when will they learn?
i always imagined kafka as a manlet
this is distressing news
Anyone below 8'0" is a manlet
8'1" is barely passable
9'0" is acceptable
Anyone who disagrees is a manlet
What world do you inhabit where six feet isn't manlet status
i dont inhabit anything
mishima was 5' 2", is it Alexander Pope who was under 5 feet? lots of short short dudes in the 1700s and before
Franzen is also tall iirc
Sylvia Plath was tall for a woman, 5' 10" I believe
Charlotte Bronte was 4' 10" or so, Emily was 5' 6" and Anne a few inches shorter
please everyone share more author height facts, this is strangely hard to google
>mishima was 5'2"
lmfao
pope was 4′ 6″!
6'4 - do I have what it takes anons?
>Shakespeare
>6'4"
Try hiding your bait better next time OP.
Here's the literary section of the list of notable short people on ShortSupport.org
Kant was 5'0''
>Tolkien
>5'5"
Huh I always thought he was tall from his pictures
Nabokov was tall.
Ibsen was short af, and a pussy manlet bitch about it too
>Pynchon 6'2"
[sauce needed]
>Charlotte Bronte
>4' 10"
Cute
Who the fuck is going around, living in real life, and then coming home to post manlet memes on a literature discussion board? Camus didn't die for this shit
>Mishima
>5'2
Fucking lol. Bodybuilding or not, I could annihilate him even as a lanklet.
Is being 5'7" Veeky Forums?
I always pictured Emily as being short, probably because of her sickly reputation, being small adds to the appearance of fragility.
So tolkien was a hobbit
...
His biographer, I think, was also surprised he was a manlet because he gushed about tall men in his books.
>Shakespeare 5'6"
>Dostoevsky 5'6"
>Tolstoy 5'8"
>Cervantes 5'7"
Lanklets, when will they learn?
>Keats
>5'1"
Brb, throwing out half my poetry collection
>Cervantes 5'7"
wouldn't that be pretty tall considering he was a spaniard (who are all manlets) in the 17th century?
Don't know, I made it all up anyways except for Shakespeare and Dostoevsky.
came here to post this
Nah, he was only 3'2"--but 3'6" after drinking the Ent-draught).
>The Big Aristotle is 7'2 / 400 pounds / 12% body fat
come on guys, you'll never compare
>not even 7'4
hahaha
what a loser
how about The Big Confucius?
>Kafka 6'0"
wtf
>shortsupport.org
Fucking manlets lmao