Shakespeare 6'4"

>Shakespeare 6'4"
>DFW 6'2"
>Pynchon 6'2"
>Kafka 6'0"
>Nabokov 6'2"

Manlets, when will they learn?

i always imagined kafka as a manlet
this is distressing news

Anyone below 8'0" is a manlet
8'1" is barely passable
9'0" is acceptable

Anyone who disagrees is a manlet

What world do you inhabit where six feet isn't manlet status

i dont inhabit anything

mishima was 5' 2", is it Alexander Pope who was under 5 feet? lots of short short dudes in the 1700s and before
Franzen is also tall iirc

Sylvia Plath was tall for a woman, 5' 10" I believe
Charlotte Bronte was 4' 10" or so, Emily was 5' 6" and Anne a few inches shorter

please everyone share more author height facts, this is strangely hard to google

>mishima was 5'2"
lmfao

pope was 4′ 6″!

6'4 - do I have what it takes anons?

>Shakespeare
>6'4"

Try hiding your bait better next time OP.

Here's the literary section of the list of notable short people on ShortSupport.org

Kant was 5'0''

>Tolkien
>5'5"

Huh I always thought he was tall from his pictures

Nabokov was tall.

Ibsen was short af, and a pussy manlet bitch about it too

>Pynchon 6'2"

[sauce needed]

>Charlotte Bronte
>4' 10"
Cute

Who the fuck is going around, living in real life, and then coming home to post manlet memes on a literature discussion board? Camus didn't die for this shit

>Mishima
>5'2

Fucking lol. Bodybuilding or not, I could annihilate him even as a lanklet.

Is being 5'7" Veeky Forums?

I always pictured Emily as being short, probably because of her sickly reputation, being small adds to the appearance of fragility.

So tolkien was a hobbit

...

His biographer, I think, was also surprised he was a manlet because he gushed about tall men in his books.

>Shakespeare 5'6"
>Dostoevsky 5'6"
>Tolstoy 5'8"
>Cervantes 5'7"

Lanklets, when will they learn?

>Keats
>5'1"

Brb, throwing out half my poetry collection

>Cervantes 5'7"
wouldn't that be pretty tall considering he was a spaniard (who are all manlets) in the 17th century?

Don't know, I made it all up anyways except for Shakespeare and Dostoevsky.

came here to post this

Nah, he was only 3'2"--but 3'6" after drinking the Ent-draught).

>The Big Aristotle is 7'2 / 400 pounds / 12% body fat

come on guys, you'll never compare

>not even 7'4
hahaha
what a loser

how about The Big Confucius?

>Kafka 6'0"
wtf

>shortsupport.org
Fucking manlets lmao